Well don't I know you from somewhere? If not, then let's make amends, as well as a few other things. So here I am, out amongst the wild things, looking for someone or more who can occupy me for a few hours. I'm generally easy going, but certainly like to take control behind closed doors. I like to work out at least three times a week and am full of energy (amongst other things). Love going out at night and getting up to all sorts, and love partners who know what they want. Despite an iq 142, I still haven't figured out how to read minds. But it'll come to me. As for my other notable features, well I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears. I guess that might tickle your fancy. Geddit? Oh I give up.

My Ideal Person I am looking for you. And You. And you as well but not so much you, that hair's kinda freaky. For me, the perfect partner has a sign under their mouth saying ' WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS' .If you want to, then I want to. What more do we need, at least we can get a drink or two, then if it doesn't work out, a quickie in the toilets and we can go our seperate ways. lol.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'm sat in a quiet bar, there are about ten other people
in there, when in she comes. Tight denim mini skirt, high
heels and a low cut, tight white top that struggles to contain
her. She orders a double vodka, pays the barman and sits
next to me. Taking a mouthful of her drink, she reaches into
my pants and pulls out my cock. Then places it in her mouth,
the sensation of vodka is unbelievable. The barman heads
for the door and locks us all in, the other drinkers watch,
then slowly, more aroused they begin to tear at each others clothes,
ripping them from one another in a sexual frenzy. The heat
in the bar is almost unbearable, sweat trickling from everyones
naked bodies as the mass orgy goes on all night and into the
morning. Everyone fucks everyone until we all leave in
the tatered remains of our clothes. Until the next night...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Laura Esposto, Nicole Scherzinger

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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