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Knock Knock 6/20/2019
Whos there
2 Comments, 13 Views,
6 Votes
,0.80 Score
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funny! 6/20/2019
if a blind person says you have a big penis they're probably
pulling your leg!!!
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Morning Wood 6/18/2019
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned
over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather,
had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing
breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br>
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called
his little into he room and asked him to take this note
to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...
4 Comments, 58 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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This Damn Sites IM 6/17/2019
can never messsage someone straight up
1 Comments, 14 Views,
11 Votes
,1.86 Score
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What happend to the jokes? 6/17/2019
Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech
and social media it has died.
3 Comments, 21 Views,
12 Votes
,2.80 Score
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;) 6/17/2019
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I
don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm
samples. <br><br>
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...
1 Comments, 59 Views,
15 Votes
,2.06 Score
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Back from Iraq 6/17/2019
A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine.
They really do use camels as the main means of transportation.
They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed.
and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br>
<br><br>
I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel
out!!!
3 Comments, 43 Views,
14 Votes
,2.98 Score
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joke 6/17/2019
this damn sites messenger
1 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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Two Irish Nuns 6/17/2019
Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking
through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign
" DOGS". <br><br>
"Look , sister, " says one of the nuns.
"They eat here in America." <br><br>
"We must try it, " says the other nun, "to
experience what it's like to be here in America." ...
3 Comments, 89 Views,
25 Votes
,2.14 Score
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Friday 6/17/2019
Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,0.52 Score
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What did the penis say to the vagina? 6/17/2019
Cover , going in!
2 Comments, 19 Views,
11 Votes
,1.67 Score
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Larger breasts please 6/17/2019
A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed
that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller
breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts.
Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there
are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're
now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must
be another way, something other than ...
2 Comments, 70 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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sat fun 6/15/2019
my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight
off of my shoulder.
1 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Knock knock 6/14/2019
Who’s there?
4 Comments, 43 Views,
14 Votes
,0.58 Score
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Johnny and the Principal 6/13/2019
Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher.
<br><br>
<br><br>
"Johnny, " the principal asked, "what
did you do this time?" <br><br>
"All I did was tell Bobby that Mrs Johnson has a great
ass, " Johnny replied. <br><br>
The principal frowned. "Johnny, you can't say
things like that about a ...
1 Comments, 60 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Flakes and Points 6/11/2019
Rule #87 watch out for flakes <br><br>
I swear this site keeps taking points away eliminating
chances to start conversations. This site is 100% built
to trick you into buying points...no thanks.
3 Comments, 16 Views,
11 Votes
,2.23 Score
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This IM System 6/11/2019
That is it.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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What kinksters say and what vanillas hear 6/7/2019
What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br>
What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet."
<br><br>
What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...
3 Comments, 48 Views,
15 Votes
,1.91 Score
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Sex Life After Marriage 5/29/2019
It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you
get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!!
0 Comments, 26 Views,
13 Votes
,1.80 Score
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Mosquito 5/27/2019
What's the difference between a and a mosquito?
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!
1 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Knock Knock 5/27/2019
What up, <br><br>
My cock. <br><br>
8========D~~ (. )( .)
2 Comments, 26 Views,
17 Votes
,0.44 Score
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Party Games 5/26/2019
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood
on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he
noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder
was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load
of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks
like you guys had one hell of a party last night, "
the mailman comments. <br><br>
Bob in ...
2 Comments, 68 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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Who's the Boob? 5/26/2019
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and
rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the
door. <br><br>
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br>
"No, he went to the store." <br><br>
"Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br>
"No, come on in." <br><br>
They sat down and shortly ...
3 Comments, 59 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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Haloween Party 5/25/2019
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled
by not going. <br><br>
So he took his costume and away he went. ...
1 Comments, 66 Views,
7 Votes
,4.31 Score
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Duck and pig 5/25/2019
A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms
and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His
wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck
you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t
talking to you”
2 Comments, 29 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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Where are you from 5/25/2019
A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar,
the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately
notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he
asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The
ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales”
With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where
are you Whales from? Scotland?”
2 Comments, 31 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score
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points 5/25/2019
need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 Comments, 15 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Points 5/25/2019
Just here for the points
4 Comments, 21 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Just want Sex 5/25/2019
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2 Comments, 15 Views,
8 Votes
,1.16 Score
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Points 5/25/2019
Just here for the points
6 Comments, 31 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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