a little spring humor
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Posted:Mar 21, 2010 10:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2011 5:35 pm
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Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls.
* Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes.
* Owner of the course must approve the equipment before may begin.
* For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins.
* Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course.
* Unlike outdoor golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out.
* The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future.
* It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention being given to the well formed bunkers.
* Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they may have played or currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
* Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.
* Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.
* Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.
* Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the request of the course owner.
* It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
* The course owner will be the sole judge as to who is the best player.
* Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner, and the rules are subject to change. For this reason many players prefer to continue to play several different courses
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Is it some perverted spring fever, or is there something in the water?
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Posted:Mar 28, 2009 12:17 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2013 1:19 pm
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In the past few weeks I have been contacted by every oddity of nature with any obscure fetish known to mankind. Now, if you're reading this, you know who you are, ........and also there are those of you who know this doesn't apply to them, and they are happily dismissed from my current rant. LOL. NO, I wont vomit on you, or crap in your mouth, there is nothing on my profile that vaguely resembles any of such activites. Your thing is your thing and that's okay, but it's not my thing.
There are also the 18 to 20 yr old guys who are gonna "rock my world" ...yeah..ok...right..( i prolly have socks older than u). And by the way, what do ya do with a guy whos so young he can't even have a beer with ya? Well, yeah, I know, there are OTHER things, but not my cup of tea. A huge amount of pleasure is derived from the "mind fuck" long before it becomes the "body fuck". If my mind cant be stimulated I would rather read a book with a good glass of wine, or work in my gardens. There are also men of (non)character of lately who are fairly good at misrepresenting themselves on here. They come across as very strong and Dom but when they figure out that I can be a very stong woman at times they become weak and intimidated and their only recourse is to try to bully. Yawn* I'm soo over all the games. Is there really a "real guy" out there who can, through my mind, make me want to want him right back?? My soul aches for his touch and breath and smell. I guess until he comes along I'll read a book or two.........or torture a few submissive men ~giggle~...........ciao
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what's up with the guys?
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Posted:Mar 12, 2009 4:23 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2013 1:16 pm
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I'm finally ready to rant to all you guys out there that think a pic of your dick is the be all and end all for us gals. It gets so monotonous that I pass you right over when u try to contact me if the only pic on yr site is yr dick. If all you're showing is your dick, then, does that make you a "dickhead"? Me thinks so.....Good Lord guys! get some intersting pics, and if you're not creative with a camera get a friend who is. A sexy pic of just an eye, or lips, or a handsome bulging forearm would get my attention over a dick shot any day. Ok, rant is over, have a great day!!! Any gals out there agree with me? {blog purrfectlyfunwu}
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