Another name for penis
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Posted:Mar 29, 2006 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2007 6:11 am
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Okay.....Okay.... I might of had to much time on my hands today....lol
These are the names that i seen used in chat.....
dick, weenie, willy, winkie, doodle, peenie,winkle, trouser snake,love pump. pink bus, living flute, skin flute, family organ, fuck muscle, nob, joy stick, Cupid's torch, schlong, percy, one-eyed monster, jiggling bone, shaft of delight, blowstick, hanging johnny, General, Moby Dick, old horny, Robin, Cecil, little man, Johnston, Jack, John, Dr. Johnson, buddy, love steak, sausage, bacon, banana, tube steak, sweetmeat, wand, ramrod, glory pole, stick, spud gun, pocket rocket, love torpedo, cock, prick, love dart, lance of love, tickle tail, yang, sword, purple-headed yogurt slinger, donger, lance, blue-vein custard chucker limb.master member, root, pecker, wowza, roaring horn, blue-vein root on. boner, wood, hard-on, head, Irish inch, morning pride, stalk, stiffy, bugle, flag-guided missile, pink steel, peewee, salami, meat, junior, family jewels, and of course penis....
who would have thought that one body part could have so many names....l0l
Did I miss any?
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Self-Confidence
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Posted:Feb 27, 2006 5:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2007 6:18 am
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Self-confidence is the food that feeds our personal growth. It is an absolutely indispensable part of achievement. Self-confidence stems from the self-awareness of our intrinsic worth as individuals. We are blessed with an incredible amount of potential, most of which is untapped. George Santayana once wrote, "Man is as full of potentiality as he is
of importance." Santayana's thought also implies that the choice is ours, which it is.
Self-confidence works best when based on your own knowledge and self-respect, rather than on comparisons of yourself with others. A wise friend once said, "Don't compare yourself to other people because you will feel either pompous or bitter . . . and neither one is desirable." So our self-confidence has to exist in a vacuum, which it can. It feeds on the knowledge gained from discovering one's inner potential.
I have observered alot of self-confidence issues on 04j.com...
What do you think??
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Wishbone
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Posted:Feb 11, 2006 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2007 6:19 am
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I'd wish for free tickets to all the fun parks
And fireworks every night after dark.
If i could get it - I'd wish for a monkey
And someone to clean up its cage when it's gunky.
I'd wish for peace and that we all got along
And a immediate end to boring songs.
A wish for a spaceship ain't out of the question.
What would be better - got a suggestion?
I'd wish for a grab bag or pile of stuff,
But sometimes you don't get quite enough.
How 'bout a chocolaty, ten-layer cake?
I'd wish for it all-but this wishbone won't break
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Suds Vs Snatch
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Posted:Dec 1, 2005 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2007 6:20 am
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Okay..I had to share this with all of you....This just cracked me up....
Beer vs Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vagina's in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!
Cheers!!!!
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