WANTED: FRAC'ING SPECIALIST/TRAINEE See below for details on how to apply!
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Posted:Oct 5, 2014 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2014 4:33 pm
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*I moved this from my profile "Status" to here.
Applications are now being accepted on a limited basis for the following position(s)
ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS ACCEPTED AND CONSIDERED!
Title: Frac'ing (Fracking) Specialist/Trainee
Job description: This positions requires the specialist/trainee to safely, competently and satisfactorily demonstrate performance of horizontal drilling into an extremely tight confine with great ease and patience. The specialist/trainee must use dexterity skills, some oral skills may be needed, to inspect and ensure the well entrance is adequately lubricated for entry. Also, the specialist/trainee must apply sufficient lubricant, water based preferred, to the drill bit's entire length and certify that the drill tip is properly positioned for successful entry. The specialist/trainee will closely monitor the initial pressure applied for drilling and regulate the speed to entry. Once satisfied all is in order, it's up to the specialist/trainee to continue the horizontal drilling until the desired results are achieved.
Experience: None required or necessary. Training provided to right candidate.
Qualifications: Must be confident, patient and multi-talented. Possesses basic knowledge and understanding in horizontal and/or vertical drilling. Be safety conscious. Must supply own clean drill bit and maintain it to maximum length and rigidity.
All serious applicants are screened and interviewed. It's possibly that the applicant be asked to demonstrate abilities during the interview. If applicant is successful, the benefits are very rewarding!
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No Rhyme of Reason
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Posted:Feb 23, 2014 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2015 10:14 pm
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Have any of you ever wondered about the profiles you read on here? I know almost all of you have as you've experienced and expressed the same in your profile. What is it with a man claiming to be "straight" when he's seeking a man, woman, couple (woman/man), couple (2 men), a TS/TV or CD? Or, it will read, woman, couple (woman/man) and occasionally, couple (2 women) couple (2 men)? Then, you scroll down to their friend's network and see it's filled with danglers, pointers, and hangers? Flaccid cocks, hard dicks, and bull nuts!
Now, don't get me wrong. I enjoy viewing danglers, pointers, and hangers as much as any one else on here that like the same. Then, the wayward profiler views your profile knowing full well you're male. And, Heaven forbid, you send a polite message briefly stating that you're interested in meeting them and in return, you receive, "WTF? You moron, can't you read? I'm not interested in men!" Then, you politely reply that you're sorry, but you're profile suggests otherwise and you viewed my profile. Duck! Watch out! That's when the feces flies across the fan blades!
Some of you may agree with me and other's won't agree, but that's when I just have to get in the last dig!! What I do is to go back to where they viewed my profile, including all my information, their face picture, the date and time, copy it, and paste it in my last, "Uh, huh, you did, too!" reply!
Some of you may be wondering what kind of reaction I've received in return for my "touché" reply. Honestly, I don't know as I've never heard another word from the mental midgets! Not one word! How? Well, their not dealing with someone that's thinking with the wrong head!
My solution is simple. Seconds after hitting the send button, I'm already in the privacy settings and blocking all contact from them to me! I'm not concerned about any of them reading this blog because they're blocked from reading this, too. And, if they create a new profile, well, I haven't crossed that bridge yet and doubt I will. Why, you ask? I can't imagine any of them that can't fill out their profile correctly will have any spermatozoa remaining to remember the incident or find me!!
What are your pet peeves about profiles? I certainly can't wait for the comments!
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