Legoland
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Posted:Oct 8, 2006 5:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2008 8:36 am
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There's been alot of talk about Legos lately. Which happens to be my biggest "guilty pleasure". I'm 30 years old, and still play with blocks. *shrug* But I thought I'd slap up this pic for those who would find it amusing since I can't put it in my profile. It's a Lego "self portrait". 
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friggin comp
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Posted:Sep 18, 2006 4:38 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2006 9:01 pm
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OK, I'm on, so lemme post this first just in case:
computers been a biatch
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...another avenue
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Posted:Sep 4, 2006 12:33 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2006 8:55 pm
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I run a couple groups. As such, I occassionally have the unsavory task of banning some of the inactive riff-raff. It would be nice if there was a user-reversable REMOVE option, but there isn't. The only way to clean up shop is to ban. SO...this post is here for the sole perpose of leaving me a message if you have been banned from one of my groups, and would like me to UNban you. Just drop me a line here. Seems backassward to use a blog for groups troubleshooting, but hey it seems to work.
Later,
-V
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keyword game
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Posted:Aug 22, 2006 3:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2008 12:16 am
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got this idea from GOTD:
your keywordz or mine Cowboy_Deluxe
so here goes, GOTD you've been keyworded:
head(20) blogs(17) love(15) lips(15) tongue(12)
pain(12) dark(10) black(10) group(10) touching(10)
kisses(8 ) bottom(8 ) touched(7) background(7) music(7)
candles(7) phone(6) giving(6) weekend(6) chest(6)
Such a DARK, dirty alley to find such a beautiful creature. The BACKGROUND was filled with the usual accoutrements of such an unsavory place. A GROUP of hobo's huddle around a burning barrel near the entrance. A scruffy ol alleycat scrambles his four-legged self over a toppled trash can. While this two-legged scruffy ol alleycat just leans against the wall, becoming one with the BLACK shadows. And watching her.
She absent-mindly fumbles with her keys while darting down the alleyway. Her HEAD swims with the 57 zillion BLOGS to be read and written. The small parcel she is carrying under one arm breaks loose, crashing to the ground. Among the toppled contents are an assorment of collored taper CANDLES. Well, that explains it, I always have had a soft spot for the witchy ones. Or should I say hard spot?
Without thinking she bends to scoops up her scattered items. Bends at the waist mind you, not with her legs, tsk tsk tsk. And so I'm now standing here, staring at her perfect BOTTOM gloriously cast in moonlight. It's more than a red-blooded earth-male can take, I tell ya! I think I'm in LOVE. My TONGUE is wagging in anticipation as I stealthily approach, from behind, butt of course.
Without a sound, I sneak up on her with ease. Grabbing both her shoulders firmly in my massive hands I spin her round, and pressing my CHEST into hers, back her against the wall. With a single finger TOUCHING her LIPS, she obeys without a sound. Well, without any vocalizations anyway. Tho the audible adrenaline infused breathing is MUSIC to my ears.
Not convinced I can remove my finger yet, I gentle kiss her cheek. A short blink of confussion but the doe-eyed stare remains fixed. I softly kiss her jaw line, and then her chin, and then a couple down her neck. Ravenous, I cannot help myself but to taste every inch of this exquisite Venus. My KISSES continue down her neck and start on her heaving bossum. Her mouth quivers as my finger leaves and begins tracing the same path. Opening her blouse I reveal more of her soft flesh to feast upon. A smell I have not savored in far to long is an unexpected treat. Her body speaks up, complaining of how long it's been since she has been TOUCHED so hungrily. The animal within me encourage by the pheromones, my hands and mouth explore more vigorously. Arching my back I bring our hips close, and placing my knees between hers I start to pry.
Suddenly, I am aware of a rather distracting PAIN in my left thigh?!? Not sharp like a knife, nor rough like a fistful of keys. And certainly not heavy enough to be a gun or the like. Tho the little heads says there's still too much clothing yet, the big head won't give up on this annoyance. Self preservation comes first, or the little guy won't be getting any anyway.
Dutifully I glance down to investigate what is jabbing me. She has been clutching a cell PHONE the entire time. Tho she's made no attempt to use it, nor strike me with it. My eyes return to hers. Indeed the doe is no more, it is a very peculiar look she is GIVING me indeed. The look is still one of fear, but a very differrent fear. She's afraid I'm about to stop!
This could be the beginning of a very beautiful WEEKEND...to be continued.
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It passed?!?
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Posted:Jul 21, 2006 7:39 am
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2006 11:18 pm
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Yep that's right, my car actually passed it's annual inspection.
ON THE FIRST TRY!!!
sorry, I got a little excited. That's not a common occurrence for me. Mass state inspection is the known to be the second most difficult state in the nation, surpassed in anality only by California.
is "anality" a word??? 
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Smileys Key
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Posted:May 19, 2006 10:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2012 12:02 am
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These are the official ones for everybody to use as copied from the blog "Smiley Key". They now work in groups (and elsewhere?)
 :) |  :( |  ;) |  :(( |  B) |  :-S |  :* |  :X |  :O |  X( |  :-$ |  :> |  =(( | :D |  : } |  >:) |  / : > |  / : ) |  O:) |  L - ) |  : - & |  : 7 |  : / |  : | |  : P |  = P ~ |  I ) |  : " > |  : ) ) |  : ? |  : - Y |  : - 0 } |  =D% | = ) ) |  ## |  # - O |  : - S S |  : - " |  : - h |  ^ : - J |  % - ( |  : - w |  | - ( d |  ^ : ) ^ | | | | |
The following only display correctly when veiwed by paying members: (so hopefully I typed them right)
| ~^~ ~ ^ ~ | *Y* * Y * | @!@ @ ! @ | (Y) ( Y ) | | o-o o - o | {=} { = } | ;!; ; ! ; | >>! > > ! | | ...\8 . . . \ 8 | \8b \ 8 b | =8b = 8 b | /8b / 8 b | | \8 \ 8 | =8 = 8 | /8 / 8 | ?* ? * | | happym; h a p p y m ; | happyf; h a p p y f ; |
Some "undocumented" smilies that have cropped up: (use at your own risk)
 : [ |  * : o ) |  [ : ) |  O ) |  8 ) |  : E |  @ : ) |  ~ : ( |  ] : ) |  { : ) |  } : ( | > : ( |  8 : ) |  : # |  : ^ ) |  % ) |  : C |  B : ) |  : @ | : 0 |  - : ) | = : ) |  - : ( | = : ( |  : I |  : Q |  : { ) | :') : ' ) | :'( : ' ( |  : ~ ) |  : * ) |  C = : ) |  ] ; ) |  : ) 8 |  + - : ) |  [ : ] |
*note: many work with or without the "nose" (the middle dash). This can be a problem alot with the letter based ones. Also, with some letter capital does not matter : p : P both give but with some it matters like B ) lower case b) does nothing.
this is a real peculiar one, any time a quote " is followed by a parend ) it does this ")
yep, it leaves the quote in, but the parend itself, becomes winking guy??? I don't get it.
I have made a fairly exhaustive search of everything that can be built outta US standard keyboard chars as "hats", "eyes", "mouths" or "noses" while using the standard replacements on each repetition. No I have not checked every three char combination, that's alot! Plus some of the more complex ones like the clown or chef (4 chars!) I only know of because others have used them. If you know of any that I have missed, please lemme know, and I will add it to the charts. Thanx -
***ps, these little buggers are still wrecking havoc. I can't get the font command to work right on this post at all. I think the bracket based icons are f'ing up the bracket based font command.
just my testing area :v) 8-B *|) + b-) .-) 8-#
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04j.com Celebrity Squares
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Posted:May 9, 2006 5:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2008 8:20 am
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Crafting a game...please wait. .
I will need two contestants. Since I can't really "draw" X's and O's, they will be Red and Blue. One contestant will be randomly selected to go first. That contestant has 24 hours to select an 04j.com Celebrity. The Celebrity then has 24hrs to post a trivia question of her/his choosing, or I'll be angry. The contestant then has 24hrs to post they're answer. Please post only once, as it will automatically be "your final answer". Should the contestant respond incorrectly, or not at all, then the other contestant will be given 24hrs to "steal" the square. Play then alternates. The objective is to get 3 in a row as in tictactoe.
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Are you a deviant of deviants?
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Posted:Apr 11, 2006 6:29 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2006 12:41 am
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Have been told you were weird by someone on an adult sex site? Or "too much"? Accused of some unacceptable action by a member of...The World's Largest Sex and Swinger Personals Community?!? How is that even possible? Well believe you me it is. You have two choices. Go Postal, or go here: ´|`he Darkness
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LMO-RPG is done
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Posted:Apr 11, 2006 6:21 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2007 12:05 pm
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The RPG I was running fizzled out from lack of interest. Oh well. I learned one thing, to keep it up on a system this slow, nearly every post needs to be teeming with action. Perhaps I shall try again some day???
I will likely be hiding the "character sheets" below unless someone lets me know there's a good reason not to.
If you played in the game and would like to leave comments this is also a good place for that. Anyone not in the game who might be interested in future attempts, leave a note here as well.
thanx, -V
LMO-RPG - The Bored Inn (Gameplay thread)
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To link to this blog (Vampaerus) use [blog Vampaerus] in your messages.
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