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Afraid
Posted:Mar 4, 2007 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2008 6:21 am
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When I first saw you,
I was afraid to meet you.
When I meet you,
I was afraid to hold you.
When I hold you,
I was afraid to kiss you.
When I kiss you,
I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you,
I am afraid to lose you.....

Nice change of events, those that it happens for are lucky or are they?



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Another Silly Birthday Thing.
Posted:Mar 3, 2007 5:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2009 5:52 pm
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Another silly birthday thing. My is FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK. What is yours?

JAN.- i'M FEELiNG HORNY
FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK
MAR.- iM A LOVER!
APR.-IM SO FUCKIN CUTE
MAY- iM S0 FUCKiN FiNE
JUN.- I CAN FUCK REAL GOOD, AND GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS!!
JUL.- DAMN iM SEXY!!
AUG.- i`M A GANGSTA
SEPT.- i`M SOO DAMN FiNE !
OCT.- iM A SEXY FREAK
NOV.-SHUT UP & KiSS ME =)
DEC.- i JUST WANNA FUKK



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I cost 2,125, maybe a little silly but funny!
Posted:Mar 3, 2007 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2009 5:51 pm
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It's a bit silly, I know but do or don't. I think it was kinda funny.

Hair Color:

[] Redhead/auburn - $50
[] Brunette - $75
[] blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] dirty blonde-$100

Eye Color:

[] Blue - $100
[] Green - $75
[]Brown - $50
[] Hazel - $25
[] Other - $15

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 5'0" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 5' - $35

Age:
[] 30 to 40 - $100
[] 25 to 30 - $75
[] 20 to 25 - $50
[] 18 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 17 - $15

Education:
[] PhD - $500
[] Masters - $450
[] Bachelors - $400
[] Associates - $350
[] In College/Some College - $300
[] High School Graduate - $250
[] High School - $200
[] Middle school/Elementary - $150
[] High School Dropout - $100
[] Jr. High - $50
[] What is School - $Bankrupt$

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only - $250
[] second born-$150
[] middle -$100
[] Last Born - $50
[] Other -$45

Drink?
[] Never - $300
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $200
[] Every other week - $150
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

Vision?

[] No correction $75
[]Glasses $50
[] Contacts $25
[] Surgical correction $10

Car Color (you can choose multiple colors, if applicable):

[] Gold - $700
[] Goldish-Gray - $650
[] Grey - $600
[] Blue - $500
[] White - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver - $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Rusted - $15
[]No Car - $0

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 11 to 12 - $200
[] 7 to 10 - $100
[] Under 7 - $50

Room Color (can be multiple colors):
[] Black - $500
[] Blue - $475
[] Brown - $450
[] Purple - $425
[] White - $400
[] Green - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Yellow - $200
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50


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First Meeting
Posted:Mar 3, 2007 9:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2008 10:46 pm
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Janie first meet him on a computer dating site. That her friend had talked her into signing up for. Janie got a lot of messages on the site but never answered any of them, until she got the message from him. She didn’t know why she even answer his message but she did. Now after a month of e-mailing and talking on the phone they were finally meeting. She was scared but she went anyways.
Janie got to Starbucks first, she wanted to be sitting and waiting when he came in. She know what he looked like because he had sent her a picture of himself once. He walked in and she saw him first. The thought that went through her heads was, “Wow, wonder what he looks like without his clothes on.” She was smiling at the thought, then she realized that he was coming toward her. He has seen her. He had a smile on his face too. As he walked toward her his thoughts were on so far from hers. He was thinking, “Wow, she is hot!” But he said, “Hi, Janie.” She said, “Hi, James. He went then to get them coffee and they sat a talked for a hour. Nothing really important, but it was nice. But the sexual tension was building between them and they both felt it. They finally left Starbucks. He walked her to her car. He was about ready to say goodbye, he didn’t want to, but didn’t want to push her. When she said, “Do you want to follow me home? We can talk some more or maybe do something else just as fun.” She looked down at the ground feeling stupid. Not believe she just said that. He put his fingers up under her chin, making her look at him. He said, “I would love to, I want to, I just didn’t want to push you. So, are you sure?” “Yes.” was all she said. She got into her car and he followed her home.
They walked into the house about 10 minutes later. She was scared. It had been a long time since she had been with a man. Until now she didn’t realize how much she missed being with a man. He could feel that she was scared so he took it slow and easy. He knew from what she said in her e-mails that she had not been with anyone in a long time. Starting with a nice long kiss. She felt her knees start to buckle. Good thing he was holding her or she thought for sure she would fall to the ground. After the kiss. When she felt she could move, she lead him to her room.
Laying her on her bed he started to kiss her again. Kissing down her neck, making sure not to go to fast. He pulled her up, taking her shirt off and then her bra went next. Laying her down again he started with her wrist, kissing the inside. Then he work his way up her arm, with hot kisses. She felt like she was going to die if he kept teasing her that way but she was afraid she might die too, if he did stop. Kissing her neck now, moving downward trailing more hot kisses down to her nipples. Going back and forth between the two of them, sucking and nibbling. Before she even realized she was digging her nails into his shoulder and aching her back, bring herself closer to him. Then without warning a moan escape her month. He looked up at her smiling. Then went back to his work on her nipples. But now she felt his hand moving down. He unbuttoned her pants, moving his hand under her underwear. Putting his hand deep into her wet hot pussy. Rubbing on her clit and around it. Then he put one finger inside her, her back arching up as he did so. Moving it in and out her, hearing her moan was driving him crazy, but this was for her now. Moving down to remove her underwear and pants so he could please her more. He wanted to taste her. As he came back up he kissed the inside of her thigh, she moaned again. Then he went to work, licking her and nibbling on her. Make her moan yet again. Then as he did that, he put his finger inside her again finding the special spot. Then without really knowing what to do she started to move against his finger, which felt really good. So, she kept moving against his finger. He continued to lick her. Wanting his mouth right there for when she came, which was going to be soon, he was sure. She got loud as the organism washed over her. Then he felt it, she was cumming into his mouth. Hmmmm…she does taste good, he thought. He laid down beside her, holding her until she stopped shacking. He said to her, “Are you alright?” She said, “Yes, I’m fine. More than fine. Just not use to that kind of treatment. But would love to get use to it.” She got up on her knees. Thinking it was long past time for him to be out of those clothes. She pulled at his shirt, pulling if off. Then she went for the pants, unbuttoning they pull his pant and underwear down at the same time. Her smile widen when she caught sight of his already had cock, that seemed to spring up it for her. He said, “Janie…she put her finger over his mouth telling him, “shhhh.” She started kissing his neck as her hand moved down to explore him. Running her nails lightly across his chest and down his stomach. Kissing down his chest, sucking on his nipples as her hand reaches for his cock. Moving her hand up and down. She heard his sharp intake of breathe. Which only encouraged her to move on. Wanting only to please him as he had pleased her. She moved down first licking around the top then down the sides. Licking and sucking his balls to see what would happen. She heard him moan in answer. So, she continued that for some time. Then she came back up the side. This time she wrapped her lips around his cock and started sucking. His moans encouraged her pushing her on. Sucking and using her teeth lightly, which he seemed to like very much. She continued this, even thinking she would let him cum in her mouth. But he surprised her by pulling her away and up to him. Kissing her with all the passion he felt, he wanted to be inside her now. Pulling her on top of him, guiding her on to his cock. Feeling her tight on him almost made him cum right then. But he told himself, “No, not yet.” He held her still for a while to get control of himself. But she was not helping, she started moving. She couldn’t help, the sensation going through her, she wanted more. He just let her move on her own, letting her make herself feel good. Not that it wasn’t doing something for him too. After a while he started moving in and out of her. He know that she was close to her release and he was close himself. He asked her, “o you want to do something else?” She didn’t say anything, just moved to her favorite position on her hand and knees. He smiled at her, moving in behind her. He started moving, slowly. She said, “No, harder.” He started thrusting her harder. Put his hand on her shoulder pulling her into him. She moaned louder. He dug his nails into her shoulder. She moaned again. He slammed into her again then came hard. She felt him cum inside her. They fall to the bed. He pulled her to him, and they fall asleep.

Written By Rosebud


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What a Wife
Posted:Mar 1, 2007 12:58 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:09 pm
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A man,returning home a day early from a business trip,got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.

While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanketback and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted,

"Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season New York Giant's tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said,

"What would you do?"

The cabby replied; "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."


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Why Parents Have Gray Hair
Posted:Feb 28, 2007 12:46 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2009 6:39 pm
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A father passing by his 's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more . Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your , Chad

P.S.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come HOME.


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Innocent Comment
Posted:Feb 28, 2007 10:10 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:10 pm
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Yesterday afternoon a lot of us driver came into work early. We were all sitting around the break room talking, which can be a dangerous thing. Just kidding, we are not that bad. But for all you that know what I do, you might find this a bit funny.

It just wows me how a simple innocent comment can be turned into something not so innocent. We were sitting around talking, about nothing really and when one of the drivers asked if anyone wanted some of her snickers, and then she made the comment, snickers it really satisfy you. And everyone started busting up laughing, and she just made it worst by saying, hey, I just love the nuts. You can imagination where it went from there. But of course I didn't make it any better when I said, she even has the kings size one too.

This morning we were all talking about it again while sitting in the break room. So, it started me thinking about all the story that others may have about the same thing. So, please share. Any funny stories, things that happened at work that should have been innocent but turned into something different. And not just at work, maybe even something you said to a friend that was suppose to be an innocent comment and ended up not being so innocent.



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I Think to Much
Posted:Feb 27, 2007 7:40 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:10 pm
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Why is that when you think things are going so well, things change. Feelings are so funny. I have a lot of great friends and have been having so much fun here. Which is great. I'm not going to do this to myself, I'm a single woman and doing nothing wrong. I should not let anyone make me feel bad about what I'm doing. For the first time in a long time I'm happy, and I'm not going to let anything or things take that away. I just think to much. That is what I will call this, I think to much. A problem I should fix, just not sure how to do this.


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Good to be a Woman.
Posted:Feb 26, 2007 9:44 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:11 pm
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It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence.


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Weather, How Nice?
Posted:Feb 25, 2007 1:40 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:11 pm
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Wow, where did the beautiful day go. Yesterday it was so nice. Then I wake this morning, and the rain is here.

Oh well, soon it will be summer and be so hot that I will be wishing for the cold and rain. With my job, I'm out in the summer sun at the hot time of the summer. Really hate that.

It would be nice if the weather could just stay in between. Not cold, but not hot. Just nice, right there in between hot and cold.

Well, I just hope this summer doesn't get as hot as it did a lot this last summer. Some day were just bad, really bad. get sick because of the heat, which is not good.

Well, anyways when summer does get here, I hope and cross mine fingers for a good, and not to hot one. Well, at least not sun hot, guy hot I can handle that.


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APARTMENT FOR RENT
Posted:Feb 24, 2007 9:56 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:12 pm
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APARTMENT FOR RENT: A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary
send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
1 - it had never been occupied;
2 - there was plenty of heat; and
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note :

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please remit the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."


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Friday Is Here, With My Birthday.
Posted:Feb 23, 2007 12:55 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:12 pm
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Well, it is Friday. My birthday, happy birthday to me. Had two friend wish me a happy birthday already. I'm really excited about my birthday this year. Maybe because later night, I have plans for some fun on my birthday. Well, I guess I should go to sleep, so I won't be too tired for my fun tonight.


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Today
Posted:Feb 22, 2007 1:10 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 9:13 pm
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I'm so bored today. Never realize that not having the around that it would be so boring. I'm enjoy my time away from them because I don't get that very much. But at the same time the house is to quite. Well, I think I will go watch a movie now. Being so quite, this should be a good movie, see things I missed the first time.

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