THE E-MAILS I GET!
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Posted:Mar 20, 2011 9:20 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 3:32 pm
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OOOOOOOOOOO....JUST GOT A NEW ONE:
remember that 70's show Chico and the Man? I want to be chico and u the man.. or more like Cheech & Chong! I just want to hang out and have the same fun you do and be happy like thos pics I admire so much... I'm a Puerto Rican Maried Man in his 40's and wants to live n party before they throw dirt in my face, Need a or another side-kick to fuck n play with all the women we cn get? I have an office in Alexandria, tell me how to find u? Ciao - Chico
p.s. whatz up with the silk n skin party how can I cum.
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Why single male friendly couples block single males, reason #5
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Posted:Jan 17, 2011 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2013 2:01 am
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Received a note from a couple recently:
“For all my single guy friends here....just a heads up......we have blocked single guys from 04j.com...that does not mean that we are not single guy friendly it just means that I was tired of getting 50 emails from single guys telling me how big their dick is and how great they could make me feel. So I blocked them all. If anyone here wants to be added to our friend list allowing interaction, then just let me know. Thanks.”
How about e-mail like, “Nice pics” or “Nice outfit” or “I also be at so-and-so, so will I. Hope to see you” “Happy Birthday” etc.
Have a personality bigger than your penis just may help your chances. Just a suggestion.
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PITS STOPS
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Posted:Jan 2, 2011 9:46 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 3:32 pm
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As the Uber DSG I just had to write this after seeing this playtime post:
“Will be travelling from A back to B this afternoon. I'd love to find a fun little pit stop.”
So the women you want to have sex with is a “pit stop”?
Do you expect the lady to rotate your tires too?
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CHEATERS' SPECIAL PARTY NOV. 10TH
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Posted:Nov 8, 2010 8:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2012 12:31 am
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IT'S BACK!
Your wife is becoming a nun? Husband has not touched you since last YEAR?
FREE for couples and single ladies. We plan to start at 2:30 and go until at least 7, so we can accommodate those playing hooky and those who want to cum after work. Come have lunch on us and enjoy the facilities. Single male slots filled VERY fast, but I may add a few more at the last minute if more ladies decide to attend.
This party is made up mostly of couples (who are married to other people) and singles that are married. Most of the ladies want multiple men to satisfy their cravings.
It's not really a "gang bang" party, as the women may choose to play with one man at a time in a private room. Although nothing is stopping them from taking on 4 at once in the public playspace, either.
LADIES, some of my females friends (well most of them) and others are bisexual and you may also get some girl time.
COUPLES and LADIES are free and plenty of space. Males we have a limited spaces because the ratio of female to male has to be maintained and all guys are sharing the cost of the party.
You COUPLES who are married to someone else. You always wanted to go to a Lifestyle party and fuck in a pile of flesh, but all the lifestyle parties are at night and weekends and your wife or hubby expects you to be home and obeying them and getting no sex in return. Well this is your chance to go.
Email me for more details.
You slow, you don't get blowen!
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I did not know that they are so deadly.
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Posted:Jul 15, 2010 2:13 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 3:32 pm
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British nanny Nicola Paginton dies using sex toy while watching porn: coroner.
A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said.
Nicola Paginton, a 's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail.
A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported.
Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.
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SILK & SKIN KINK NIGHT JUNE 19!
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Posted:Jun 7, 2010 12:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2010 1:22 am
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Our next party will be a Kink Night. The dungeon equipment is always available but at this party some of it will be moved to the public play room upstairs and the toys will definitely be out. Make no mistake, this is a sex party, and it's always appropriate to Just Plain Fuck. But if you are into BDSM or curious about it, this is the party you don't want to miss.
Sweet dreams are made of these.....
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WHY MARRIED GUYS ARE HERE....
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Posted:May 24, 2010 11:32 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2010 1:49 am
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iVillage Study Indicates Many Women Happy with Sex Lives, But Would Rather Read, Watch Movies or Sleep Than Do the Deed
(CBS) A new iVillage survey of wives aged 18-49 reveals that sex in married life takes a little bit of a hit. Surprised?
On "The Early Show," Liz Zack, editor of pregnancy and parenting at iVillage, and Ian Kerner, therapist and author of "Love in a Time of Colic," discussed some of the results.
Two thousand American wives between the ages of 18 and 49 were surveyed about their sex lives by iVillage. The most alarming finding was that 77 percent reported being "somewhat to extremely happy" with their sex life, but 63 percent of them would rather sleep, watch a movie or read than have sex.
On "The Early Show," Kerner joked to "Early Show" co-anchor Julie Chen, "First of all, I want to say I'm a dad, I have two . And a lot of men out there would also prefer sleep or books."
He continued, "But on the serious side, I kind of look at this as sort of bad news. You may say you're happy with your sex life, but in the end, if night after night you're consistently picking a book, TV, Facebook, digital networking, any distraction that's out there over intimacy with your partner, in the long run, your relationship could become
vulnerable to things like infidelity. So you have to put sex at the center of your relationship."
But Zack said this seems to be normal behavior.
"Who can't relate to that stat, that sometimes you and your partner, your bio rhythms are just a little bit off, and sometimes you'd rather finish your book than get to it."
Kerner replied, "I think it's normal, but also a little lazy. I think your sex life is sort of like going to the gym. You got to get back into the routine and it's a little hard at the beginning, but once you do it, it's like try it, you'll like it. You'll want to keep going to the gym."
The survey also featured news that's not all bad news for the husbands: Over half of the women surveyed reported that they are married to "the best sex of their lives."
However, 62 percent of women said they fantasize about having sex with someone other than their husband.
But is that a bad thing?
Zack said, "I actually don't think fantasizing about other people in bed is all that bad. One of the other really interesting things that we found is that, although 77 percent, some incredibly high percentage of women, were really happy with their sex life, almost 80 percent of women rated their sex lives as predictable in some way, whether they keep doing it the same night of the week, the same position, the same room of the house. That predictability didn't affect their happiness."
Kerner also said fantasizing isn't bad, either.
He said, "I think fantasies are taboo for a reason. We have these taboos in our minds and in our imaginations and we don't act them out in life. I think there's a nice balance and in the privacy of your own imagination, anything goes."
But should you tell your spouse your fantasies?
Kerner said that depends on your relationship.
"This survey is showing that couples love each other and are satisfied. If you have that trust, and say, 'Hey, I'm thinking about Brad Pitt,' it all depends on the relationship."
Chen said, "Well, if he says, 'I'm thinking about Julia Roberts,' don't get mad." Zack said, "You have to know your spouse. You certainly have to know your spouse."
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It's going to keep snowing in DC until Al Gore cries "uncle"
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Posted:Feb 10, 2010 8:27 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 3:32 pm
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FROM THE HILL:
Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) on Tuesday used the D.C. snowstorm to make a political jab, saying that it provides evidence for global warming skeptics.
The conservative senator took to Twitter on Tuesday amid reports that the area is due to receive another 10 to 20 inches of snow this week:
It's going to keep snowing in DC until Al Gore cries "uncle"
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AND NOW, SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT....
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Posted:Feb 8, 2010 11:11 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 3:32 pm
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AND NOW, SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT....
Saudi Arabia Rejects Diplomat: Name Translates Into "Biggest Dick" In Arabic
By Robert Paul Reyes
Saudi Arabia has rejected Pakistan's nominated diplomat as his name translates into 'Biggest Dick' in Arabic.
Akbar Zib, a high profile Pakistani diplomat was nominated for the Saudi post but after some hand-wringing the country had to reject him due to the unfortunate loss in translation.
The diplomatic wrangle appears to bring to life the scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian where a Roman consort called Biggus Dickus is routinely mocked."
Saudi Arabians aren't particularly offended when terrorists blew up Western targets, but they get their panties in a bunch because a Pakistani diplomat's name translates into "Biggest Dick" in Arabic.
I'm not quite sure if the Saudi Arabians are suffering from penis envy or prejudice against Pakistani culture.
The solution is quite plain to anyone who isn't an anal-retentive prig: Don't translate the gentleman's name into Arabic.
It's quite clear that the Saudi Arabians are the biggest dicks in this affair
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