my obsolete blog
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Posted:Aug 8, 2010 4:16 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2011 9:30 pm
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My blog has always mostly contained naughty, true sex stories. So my potential dates can get to know me somewhat while I am being entertaining. As in, the main purpose of writing it, my blog, was to pick up women.
Here's the funny part. Before I met her, I wrote this on my profile page ~
My Ideal Person:
I'd like to think I'll know her when I meet her. I will say I really like long black hair. Plus my IDEAL girl Reads My Blog.
So when I first met her, right off I KNEW she was so special. At least I got that part right. The important stuff. She has very short hair, not black, unimportant stuff.
And then my blog ~ She is not on 04j.com and before we met I sent her a couple of blog posts that I wrote. Now that she's my Girlfriend, I suspect that these stories of my past SEXPLOITS may not have a lot of appeal. So she hasn't read my whole blog, nor do I want her to.
Now I am looking at my whole profile and blog and wondering if there is any point in keeping it...
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Kiss and Tell
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Posted:Feb 9, 2010 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2010 2:27 pm
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She called herself ~ Not enough Time to 69. Her profile was similar to many I had read before. A bi-curious girl who had never been with a woman before but she really wanted to. Had been thinking about it and was looking for a woman with experience for her first time. Very nice photos, Face pictures. (Here's my theory on that, the ones that show their face are much more likely to meet you than the ones that only show their pussy.)
So, I asked her out. (An interesting thing, her phone number ends in 219!) There's a very nice hotel with a private lounge that I have access to when I stay there. Nice, secluded, classy  So I got a room there and invited her to meet me for drinks. She was a hot chick and apparently she had been busy. She was new on the service, less than a month but she had corresponded with several 04j.com girls and even met with a few. Now here was a girl quite fond of Kiss and Tell! It was funny because she kept on saying (about alot of you!) "Oh, that one, she wants to be friends first, I have no time for that!" or "She's looking for a girlfriend, I can tell, totally, I'm not interested in that!" I found it very amusing. Plus, amusing that she picked me to date, ha ha.
So we talked and flirted for a couple of hours and then She asks Me, "Are you ready?" ( LMAO ) Yes, sexy, born ready! So we went up to my room. I kissed her and then used the bathroom. When I came out, she was half-undressed and stripping! A nowhere near perfect body but completely UNselfconscious about it. I was wearing my purple leopard outfit, the top is a corset. She's taking it off of me and I say something like, "That's gonna make my shit come sagging out all over the place" (It's not that bad, a belly, but I am selfconscious about it and like to wear lingerie to bed.) She said, "Welcome to my world." I've been pondering this because I got fully naked. I hardly ever do this and somehow it was OK. I am still putting this together in my mind, trying to feel more Free.
So I went down on her and got her off twice. Shouldn't tell you all my secrets but that's what I like to do. Here is the amazing part though, then she went down on me and she was just naturally Really good at it. I gave her just the tiniest bit of direction because she had told me she wanted me to. She said that she "learned" from me going first. Anyway, just like that, she got right down to it and made it happen like she'd been doing it forever.
We talked for a bit, afterwards, maybe 30 minutes. She told me that she really enjoyed her first time with me and I told her I was impressed! Bi-curious no more, with pussy-licking like that, you're going to have to change your whole profile, I told her. While you're at it, I asked, "Would you write me a testimonial, please? It's important to me." She promised she would and left. The sex was over, so, gotta go!  She left really happy and our kiss good-bye was memorable.
Waiting for her testimonial for a week, her membership went from Silver to Standard. She had bought a premium membership For One Month, who does that? Then at about 10 days after our date, she turned her profile off and vanished into the night! I guess she was DONE, ha ha. I'm Not. Rock has a song that says, "Gonna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again!" Bravo for me, I met that chick!
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I've never been with a woman before so I need my boyfriend there to Hold my Hand!
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Posted:Jan 25, 2010 1:14 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2010 9:07 am
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Consider for a moment, what it might have been like,
if you would've told your hot, older boyfriend,
that losing your virginity made you so nervous,
that you'd like to have your older brother there, on the bed with you to Hold Your Hand!
Now, I know you're thinking, I would never pick my older brother, I am so close to my husband/boyfriend. Yeah, Good For You, that you like him so much! But to me, he's a MAN, your man and it's your job to entertain him, not mine. Making all your girl/girl sex dreams cum true, I'd love to do it. What would you like? But you and your husband? That's called VEGAS IN-CALL. Not me.
Would you like to have MY husband hold your hand? Hmm, Do you think that you might feel SHY trying to have virgin girl sex in front of a strange man? ME TOO.
Further, yes, this Rant is not over! There are those (and you know who you are) couples, who like to talk about bi-curious fantasies to excite yourselves in the bedroom. All good in fantasy-land, but in reality, the guy is into it MUCH more than she is. She wants to PLEASE Him and can go Very far to do so. But to be with the woman alone, it is pointless for her. Even more pointless for ME, I need more passion than that! And my dear girlfriends, I can't see why you would settle for a girl who was less than fully into it.
DEVIOUS BULLSHIT ~ A date with both of them where, at the last minute SHE couldn't make it. (leave the liar!)
He's only here to take pictures, for me.
She's having an All-Girl party, hosted by her And her Husband. (who is there to Get Some)
Single girl profiles that say, "I only play with Him there." (get a couple's profile, (insert explitive here)!
Finally, there are so many of you who think that HOLD MY HAND is not an unreasonable request. Tell me why! I think it is. Post to my blog, if you dare! If you are tired of being asked to perform, add to my rant! Or maybe you can add to my list of Devious Bullshit. These people, with their terrible little tricks, look out, because I'M CALLING YOU OUT!
**** This is an old, recycled post. (up-dated) Unfortunately as long as there is 04j.com, it's relevant and a message I want to get out there. Really, it's the message that started my blog writing. I'd Still Love it if someone had Any defense for this BS! ****
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Rest in Peace
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Posted:Jan 16, 2010 11:16 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2010 2:23 pm
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January Seventeenth is my sister's birthday. She died in 1990 at 19 years old. I was 8 when she was born, so she was like My own little baby. She was just So Cute and we had no other siblings so we were inseparable. When I became a , I fled my home ASAP. Our parents were always very nice to her but still she was mad at me for leaving. When I was 19, we found out that my mother was dying of cancer and then 3 months later that my sister had leukemia. She was born on ONE - ONE SEVEN - SEVEN ONE, cool, right? She did actually WIN a beauty contest. She has inspired me to write poetry. When the Make A Wish foundation wanted to give her something because she was dying, what she Really Wanted was breast implants. They made her take a cruise instead. She took me to my very first trauma-free haircut. She was staying with me when her doctor told her that she would never have a baby. Now, I'm sure she already knew that deep within her heart but it was still a very painful thing for her and I couldn't do a thing to make it better. I named my only after her. Gone but not forgotten. Here is a poem I wrote about grief.
The Mourning After
So Beautiful, so sad,
like stopping off at an asteroid,
on your way out to the stars,
and finding one red rose,
knowing it will spend,
it's life alone and die,
never again to be even gazed upon.
So Beautiful, so sad,
My sister, died at 19!
In the end, her lungs, inflated by machine,
I didn't want to see it!
She didn't want me to.
Our mother had suffocated
and we were still traumatized
by a mental picture of her dying.
So Beautiful, so sad,
A true love lost,
once could lift me a foot up off the ground!
The man who couldn't listen for to watch my mouth move,
he used to turn to me and say,
"You're so beautiful!"
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my little DOMINATION game
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Posted:Dec 17, 2009 9:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2010 5:49 pm
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Merry Christmas, panting perverts; here's a true story you're gonna Love!
There once was a girl virgin I'll call M. She wrote to me, wanting me, saying that I should touch her and kiss her on our date. Kind of, I tell them to expect that. Well, we had a nice date but she wasn't "hot" for me. I kissed her good-night and she was very stiff. Body language that said "Go Away!" So, good-night and really, I thought that was the end of it, but no.
We talked on the phone and she said that she was just nervous. That she felt panicky at that moment but she still Really Wanted Me but needed more dates (!) to warm up! Now, with me, generally, date 2 is the one where I get it done. So I'm talking to my girlfriend, and saying, "She just wants to date me and date me!" She says, "Hell, I just want to date you and date you!" (I loved that the time, but they both gone now) I explained how M will say that she wants it when clearly (to me) she doesn't. She told me that ABSOLUTELY I had to kiss her anyway, that I would be DOMINATING her, and that I would Love it! Hmmmmm.
So I made another date with her. She wanted to see a comedian. I found a comedy show on the east side of town coincidentally AT a hotel. So I got a room for me and my husband to stay the night in and the plan was that after the show, she would go to my room and I would "kiss her good-night" again, and this time she would like it, ha ha. That's the plan.
The comedy show (surprise) somehow included a magician and really, the dude was amazing. M told me she always thought that she hated magicians but he was the best she'd ever seen. So we had had a couple drinks and we went up to my room. (my nice husband is able to amuse himself elsewhere) We lounged on the bed and we talked (I flirted) and I was touching her and petting her, like I do to all girls and they always love it, but NOTHING, less than nothing was happening with that.
This did not hurt my feelings. I'll tell you why and it's funny. (my girlfriend Dezi always says, "You're such a dude" to me!) You know how guys sometimes hit on women and when the chick rejects them they say, "She must be gay." ~ anyway, I'm telling you, I was just thinking that this was a confused and very Straight girl! Thus far this date is one of my worst. (I know, but usually they're very good)
Then my husband rang the hotel phone because he kind of wanted to get something out of the room but he didn't want to interrupt anything either. I assured him that that wasn't the case (interrupting anything) so he may as well come upstairs from the hotel bar. Then I got this NAUGHTY IDEA....
I told M that my husband was on his way up from the bar and that I only had One Minute to MOLEST her until he arrived! I said, 58, 57, 56, 54 and grabbed her and started kissing her neck. "44, 43, 42", I said, as grabbed her breast and pinched her nipple. "33, 32, 31, 30", as I ran my hand all over her body. I touched her crotch and she squirmed uncomfortably as I counted down. "22, 21, 20, 19", I handled her very roughly. I Attacked her as she tried not to hate it but I roughed her up as I counted down. "8, 7, 6, 5" and I had her pussy in my hand and I could see it in her face she was just dieing for it to be Over, I don't know (is this wrong?) but I found it very sexually exciting, to be Dominating her in this way.
My husband arrived on time and the game ended. We talked for a little while longer before she left. We talked about it but she never made another date with me. Some months later I was able to ask her if she had ever hooked up. She said that she kind of did (I know ~ ???) and decided that women aren't her thing. Now her profile says Straight but
it was good for me......... 
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I didn't drink the Kool-aid, did you?
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Posted:Nov 16, 2009 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2010 12:36 pm
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Another sexy, true story for you,
One of my best 04j.com girl dates was with a lesbian who lives in another city. Lesbians are the best because for sure they know what they're doing, (with bi-girls this is a question mark) and they have have had enough girl sex in their life that, (like me, ha ha) they want to just get on with it! Anyway, she met me at my hotel and we drank beer and talked for about an hour. She said she lived with her ex-girlfriend, who was perfect in every way except that she was a Republican! Okay, whatever.  Soon after we had very good sex. Really nice, she has a really awesome body and talking to her has really helped me to be more comfortable with super-hot chicks, (great body) which frankly I sometimes find to be intimidating. Body issues! That's a whole other blog, right?
After Round One, ha ha, while we were resting and talking, I told her that I was really excited to be able to vote for Sarah Palen. Further, I can't see why Hillary didn't win the nomination. She said, "I went down on a Republican?"  and.......
"I like Obama So Much that I would suck his dick." ~ WHAT???? I was so floored by this statement that I didn't even have a response to that! I did not let that keep me from having more really good sex with her right after that, though. (our longest "session" of the three) We hung-out until bed-time and when she left and we were not planning on seeing each other again (different cities, and all) but my husband, (my wing-man) sometimes has good ideas! He told me to call her and invite her to breakfast. She had left a wine glass at my room, so there's a good reason to call, right? It didn't take much convincing.
She met me for breakfast at the hotel, where, of course, we talked alot more. I told her her Obama statement was, you know, Disturbing. She asked me if I was racist. No, it's this ~
1) Sucking dick At All, is NOT my thing, I Don't like it!
2) black man ~ (I never said it wasn't it there somewhere) but this just not my preference
3) but mainly, it's OBAMA!!
Disturbing and wrong on so many levels! Anyway, we talked about it a little, her opinions and mine and then we went back upstairs to my room and had really good sex again! A really nice memory for me and I hope her life is wonderful, she deserves it!
So this is the true story of how the Lesbian disgusted the Bi-girl with talk of dick-sex, ha ha! But Also, the story of rockin' bi-partisan girls not letting a little thing like politics stand in the way of getting an Orgasm! (good to have your priorities straight, right?) 
I wonder if she is still (and others) happy with her decision. How is that Hope and Change working out for you? My family is ok but I worry for my fellow Americans and yes, I'm Positive Sure that McCain/Palen would've done a better job.
Lipstick kisses, {=} I would Love your comments on this blog.
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Halloween, last year
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Posted:Oct 17, 2009 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2010 12:37 pm
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October is my favorite month and already I've been having a really good time. We went to Old Tucson Studios (me and my husband) for thier "Nightfall" thing, very cool. Plus, I'm looking forward to TWO Halloween parties coming up. A private party at my cousin's house and the annual big Halloween swinger's party that I had so much fun at last year. Here's what happened.
To start with, a swinger's party, it isn't so much my thing however, really pleasing the girl that I am with, is. So, at the time, it was my Mis-behaving Trouble-maker that I was dating. I saw her a few times, that chick is SO much fun. If I was trapped at DMV I would want it to be with her. Anyway, she's an exhibitionist and has been to the swinger's parties many times but really wanted to be the "star of the show".
We made a date for the party, a Saturday, the day after Halloween, and funny thing, for the the first time ever, a girl asked me out and I already had another girl date for that day! A straight girl, JustMe, who I had had a bar date with and not seen for months. Oh, well! Another time perhaps.
So, my date and I met at a restaurant. I wanted to go into the party with her. We both had matching lingerie and our husbands with us. We took some photos in the parking lot of the restaurant. My husband had a custume on and somehow we got no photo of it.
When we got there we set up the sex-swing ourselves. She laid down in the swing and it's set up so that if you're a man standing up her pussy would be in just the right place, ha ha, but for me, I had to bend all the way down, in my heels! Of course I was dressed! So was she for that matter, except for panties off. My husband stood Right behind me. Too close but with all the watching dudes there I was grateful. She has a whole lot of photos of this and by now, no doubt, she has shown it to dozens.
So, I didn't get her off, that's not her thing. I never judge and neither should you, women, we all have our strange thing. (I like to have sex with my clothes on.) So besides that, I loved her up on the dance floor and seeing my "attack", it was an amazing thing for my husband. He said that he "got it" in a much deeper way. Seeing is believing.
They watched us and watched us but here is the surprise - my bi-curious straight girl - there she was at the party! Her date looked miserable! We took some photos of the three of us. Soonish after, my date and her husband left. My husband and I were on the patio so he could smoke and he knows me so well he says to me, "You should go find (JustMe) and lick her pussy". Yes, well, ha ha, I said, I'm just going to go to the bathroom and off I went.
When I got out, there she was, in the vanity area off the bathroom. I had already kissed her and kissed her at the bar so, you know, lucky me, right there on the bathroom floor! The house was kind of crowded but somehow we had privacy there.
Afterward, we found my husband in the living room, mad that I had been gone so long. She had met him before though and would not let him yell at me! After all, I was doing what he suggested!
Then he and I, we found ourselves a private room and I took care of business again! Such a fun night for me! And in case you're wondering about me revealing my girlfriend's secrets, they are both just like me and love to be talked about! The shy ones, I don't talk about them. I hope you enjoyed my true sexy story. The photos that go with it are in a folder on my page. {=} Lipstick Kisses
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