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This Lie... Could Result In A Hot Conclusion... ðĨð
This Lie... Could Result In A Hot Conclusion... ðĨð The other night, my buddy *FrankeeZee and I were in that classy Italian restaurant (down on Lakeshore Boulevard), enjoying dinner. I've known Frankee for years, yet he still, manages to surprise me. I hadn't seen him in a while and it was nice to catch up on things. The meal was authentic and the ambiance, casually quiet ; except for our constant laughter. We waited for the coffee. Suddenly, out through the kitchen marched a loud flurry of waiters. They were carrying a scrumptious looking piece of black forest cake - bedecked with flashing sparklers. I looked around. We were the only people sitting in THAT corner of the room, yet they headed directly towards our table singing... "... Happy birthday dear Frankee... Happy birthday to you... " Frankee's birthday - is in July. I looked at him as he smiled from ear to ear. After they'd gone and while he dug into his cake, I asked him what the fuck, he was doing? He grinned at me (with his stuffed, cherubic cheeks) and replied. "Well Paul... I've started to tell every restaurant I go to - that it's my birthday. It cheers me up regardless of the type of day I've had. Makes me feel special. And the wait staff seem to enjoy singing. You should try it. Maybe, ya wouldn't be so fucking sarcastic all the time and... you'd write better blogs." I looked at him and blinked. I had to admit, his cake looked damn good and who doesn't like to feel special? We had paid and were about to leave, when the manager sauntered up to us with a tray of flaming shots of Sambuca - compliments of the 'house'. I felt like a happy hypocrite as we all cheerfully toasted to Frankee's fake birthday. FrankeeZee, was onto something good! Now if only... he hadn't accidentally set that manager's hair on fire. .......................................... *FrankeeZee is a top blogger, of âĒFOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun ........................................... . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Would you try the 'fake' birthday thing at a restaurant, just to feel special? Or is that only for silly people like FrankeeZee...? lol ð ðŪ Heck... I'm pretty special as it is. ðķ But the concept of being the center of attention for a few minutes - while dining, appeals to me. ð And who doesn't like free shots? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Funny thing is... when it's my REAL birthday, I don't want strangers singing to me. I'd prefer to hide under the table. Weird, huh? ðĪ Fake birthday? Bring it on. lol ð Although... I've yet to try it. ðķ Ya think they'd know? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ahh ..... "FrankeeZee" is back! And being smart yet devious, and yet ..... yep, we all need to feel special at least sometimes Paul! Let me know if you could see this comment to you, and when! Oh, and as regards the dentist - Ain't that the truth, why do they insist of asking you questions when they should know there's no way can answer em?! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Another great ending from nowhere predictable. I had a good chuckle. Thanks.
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I did the fake birthday just last year âĶ though I only lied by a day (or two). But I really wanted to wear the Happy Birthday Top Hat while riding the carousel! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I have to say me and my hubby were laughing our asses off at your story, I had to read to him as he asked me what I was laughing about. oh that poor Manager, and what in the world possessed Frankee to set the Managers hair on fire..Oh my what a site that must have been. So glad to hear you both got to catch up with one another, as you know how much I love the adventures you both have with one another. So glad you back, and I hope you have a great Hump day..
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THAT, was a funny story. So, your son is creative is he? Kool... lol ð Ya gotta give him credit for originality, right? ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ahh ..... "FrankeeZee" is back! And being smart yet devious, and yet ..... yep, we all need to feel special at least sometimes Paul! Let me know if you could see this comment to you, and when! Oh, and as regards the dentist - Ain't that the truth, why do they insist of asking you questions when they should know there's no way can answer em?! It seems like there are issues with the site. I always leave a comment on my post. So.. hmmm... Well, and I thought I was special and A F F couldn't mess with me. lol ð ðŪ ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Haven't you ever had flaming Sambucas? I know.. it's really chintzy and tacky... lol ð True! His birthday is July 4 Th. I know in those chain restaurants, they ask for proof of a birthday. ðâð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Another great ending from nowhere predictable. I had a good chuckle. Thanks. Would you give it a shot in your part of the world? And a tip... don't flip flaming drinks. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I did the fake birthday just last year âĶ though I only lied by a day (or two). But I really wanted to wear the Happy Birthday Top Hat while riding the carousel! NOW... you'll have to explain the - 'riding the carousel' - reference. Yep... I've got some visuals rolling about. lol ð ðŪ ð ðð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have to say me and my hubby were laughing our asses off at your story, I had to read to him as he asked me what I was laughing about. oh that poor Manager, and what in the world possessed Frankee to set the Managers hair on fire..Oh my what a site that must have been. So glad to hear you both got to catch up with one another, as you know how much I love the adventures you both have with one another. So glad you back, and I hope you have a great Hump day.. Have you ever had one of those flaming drinks? It's easy to spill them... omg ð It's been years since I've had a flaming drink. How about you? ðĪ Frankee says hi! ð ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Frankee IS a hoot to be around. For me... a sense of humour IS probably the MOST important feature that I seek in someone. Isn't laughter... what we all seek? ðĪ ðđ Hey.. on another topic... hope it works out for you. ðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That's true! lol ð Ya gotta pay extra for that, dontcha? ðĪ Hey. thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah... a lot of the places here do the same. The place we were at was 'higher end' and I guess they didn't care. They figured.. we'd already paid for it. ð· ð· ð·ð·ð·ð· Hey.. my thoughts are with you in a few days. It'll be all good. I am saying a prayer for you. ðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I hate being the center of attention... So, no, I don't think I could do the fake birthday thing. I don't even like the real birthday thing....
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I had some flaming drinks in my youth, but never set anyone on fire.
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I hate being the center of attention... So, no, I don't think I could do the fake birthday thing. I don't even like the real birthday thing.... I don't like real birthdays, either. ððđð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I had some flaming drinks in my youth, but never set anyone on fire. It's a tacky flash. ðĨ Yep... you've gotta splash that stuff to get it up there. But I've seen people set tables on fire. Ahh the thrill of youth. ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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No... it's not. I did that once as an alter boy. We held our huge candles (you know the type) and I looked at the kid in front of me. Thick head of blond hair. Who knew his hair was so dry. We put it out in a couple of seconds and faced the throng. Epic save... lol ð ðŪ We didn't skip a beat. ðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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There was a restaurant here called Carbur's. They had a very unusual menu so when I took friends there, I convinced one of them to order the "DownEast Feast. What they didnt know after checking out the content was how it was served: Every employee in the place comes out with pots and pans and bells and whistles and they parade your meal through the dining room. Embarrassing YEP Hilarious That too. Too bad they finally closed- I know some folk I would do that to now- PS The sandwich is a DOUBLE club un-huh and it's full of lobster,crab,haddock, caramelized onions and more on rye,pumpernickle and wheat (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I probably wouldn't do it...damn Minnesota honesty. My most memorable waitstaff to-do was my 60th birthday on a small cruise ship...about 10 of them were parading and dancing around the dining room to loud recorded music, carrying a birthday cake with sparklers on top. The sad thing was, we had already had an excellent dessert that evening so I (almost) didn't have room for a piece of the cake.
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No doubt, FrankeeZee isnât the only one who plays the âitâs my birthday cardâ in order to score freebies. Here, you wouldnât get away with it in most restaurants as they ask for proof. When my daughter was young, I embarrassed her many times by secretly telling the wait staff who would gather together to sing Happy Birthday with sparklers in a dessert. Never happened to me which I appreciated.
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There was a restaurant here called Carbur's. They had a very unusual menu so when I took friends there, I convinced one of them to order the "DownEast Feast. What they didnt know after checking out the content was how it was served: Every employee in the place comes out with pots and pans and bells and whistles and they parade your meal through the dining room. Embarrassing YEP Hilarious That too. Too bad they finally closed- I know some folk I would do that to now- PS The sandwich is a DOUBLE club un-huh and it's full of lobster,crab,haddock, caramelized onions and more on rye,pumpernickle and wheat And that sandwich ðĨŠ... omg. I can taste it from here... almost. ðķð·ð·âð Yeah... I woulda gone for it. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I probably wouldn't do it...damn Minnesota honesty. My most memorable waitstaff to-do was my 60th birthday on a small cruise ship...about 10 of them were parading and dancing around the dining room to loud recorded music, carrying a birthday cake with sparklers on top. The sad thing was, we had already had an excellent dessert that evening so I (almost) didn't have room for a piece of the cake. So... ya were full, were ya? I picture you as always having a space left over to fit something more in there... Food, of course, is what I meant. Sorta... âðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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