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That Darn Food Diet  

rusty_nail 76M  
37 posts
2/11/2019 3:53 am
That Darn Food Diet

While in line at the local grocery, I was buying a 16 pound bag of food to try out for my yard/security buddy. The lady behind me asked "So, do you have a dog?"

Thinking this was stupid, I answered "NO". I tried the food diet 4 months ago and lost 26 pounds. Thought I would give it another try.
"why did you stop the first time?" she asked.
To which I told my story about the experience.

I ended up in a hospital for 6 weeks with tubes every where. IV things hooked to my arms. Daily blood test and bed pan use. I have finally healed up. You see, I filled all my pockets with the food to replace any and all snacks for the day.

I munched on the food when I felt the need for pastry or a candy bar. ON the second day of the diet -- I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.

thus the hospital stay.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
2/11/2019 9:17 am

 lol...funny...

the other day, i was at the check out line...i was unloading my groceries, and there are 12 bags of dog treats....see i guy bulk when the price is good...and a lady in front of me asked if i have a shelter...lol...

i should have said this joke to her...she probably believed me...


rusty_nail replies on 2/11/2019 10:52 am:
So, I take it that if I came around with my tongue hanging out and panting --I could get a TREAT?

bitchkitty2017 71F

2/11/2019 4:26 am

 iits an old joke.


rusty_nail replies on 2/11/2019 8:08 am:
okay, thought it was. Maybe I am just slow to read among the joke pages.

Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
2/11/2019 4:26 am

 Lol... never saw this one before...it's cute


rusty_nail 76M  
699 posts
2/11/2019 3:54 am

 I imagine this is an old joke. However, I just read it and to repeat the joke for a chuckle. Thanks for the visit.


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