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"B.O.B." (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
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"B.O.B." (Battery Operated Boyfriend) Hi there! This is "BOB!" Yep!!!! I heard you had been lookin' for a guy like me!??! So I figured, why not just go ahead and break the ice and get in touch with you, before you tried to find me on your own. Don't worry, all us guys named BOB are very discrete. That's just one of the many reasons so many ladies like us. First off though, I need a little information about you, so I may be able to full fill my post with you, as no other has ever full filled you before. Understand, this is just for the purpose of being able to serve you better... and you won't be held to these answers. What color would you like me to be? I come in many. How much power do you require? I understand I may be your first BOB, so let me warn you that too much power can really blow your mind.... not to mention other parts of you! May I suggest that I come to you in a variable speed. That way you can slowly build yourself up to be able to understand my full potential. Yea, I thought you would like that! Width and length are our next subject! You can obtain me in just about any size that you may feel comfortable with. Or you can be daring... and really "stretch" your "imagination" here. Your choice... your comfort... your dreams! I also come in a gel and have a texture that is natural. Most ladies have found this to be a wonderful quality. Though, there are some, who absolutely enjoy a little more... say little nobs that seem to touch you in the right places? I can be slightly flexable, or I can be rather ridged. Again, you choice for your pleasure. Most seem to enjoy slightly flexable... though either works very well. Is your thinking right now just for the use of me internally? Then may I also suggest you may want to think about a friend of mine... called the bullet? He really knows a lot about that little guy in the boat... and how to make him very wide awake. The bullet really knows what to do there... though he can't compare to me. I'm much "deeper" in thought than he can imagine. One thing about BOB's that you should know. They love to be played with. and the absolutely love to be kissed.... and licked like candy. So be sure to make your BOB as happy as he will make you! Just give him all the love and adoration as he will give you... and you will share a very long and beneficial time together. That's it for now. I hope I've helped you. The answers you send me will help me determine how I can best be of service to you. Oh, and just in case things don't work out with your BOB, the writer here was sincere when he said he would be your bob, if you so desired. I understand he is very good at what he does also. And he doesn't need batteries.... just time to charge them every now and then!!! Have a wonderful day! " BOB" |
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3/20/2006 2:13 am |
LOL Unlisted! I'm rather fond of my friend BOB, as you may have read in one of my recent posts. He's a "Realist"--looks real, nice length and girth, feels feel to the touch, and OMG--has he got the moves! His "aim" is amazing, getting all the right spots! However, I am giving serious thought to retiring BOB, in favor of Mr. Potential 2006. I learned in my youth to look at all sides of an issue before making a decision, so that's what I am doing. And of course, I reserve the right to change my mind! Good luck in finding a taker for you most generous offer!
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3/20/2006 2:43 am |
I havent been faithful to...BOB! You see I have many many BOBS. I love all my BOBS! Some of them come with "friends"( other toys)I also have the real thing being a married woman. But I loved your post  Hope some woman takes ya up on your BOB 
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 Hi...my name is Angel....and I'm a BOB cheater! I too haven't been faithful to BOB as I really prefer his cousin....bullet. And then I cheat on both of them because I prefer one that is warm...real...and "fills you up" in the end! The added benefit to the last model is that it can cuddle with you afterwards.....the disadvantages is that it isn't always "ready" and you can't change the batteries! 
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Rolling on floor. Laughing our asses off. Hugs from us ...
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I cannot believe this! All of you wonderful, kind, beautiful, sexy, intelligent ladies... being unfaithful to the one that asks nothing from you... and only wants to give pleasure. Except southrnpeach, that is. Obviously the super deluxe model BOB. Love and hugs to all, unlisted
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A note to juliet610. This is an amazing situation. I went to your blog and sure enough, as you said, there was your post about.... BOB! I had no idea. I'm sorry if this upsets you in any way. Actually, I wrote this as an email to a friend and thought it funny enough to be included as a blog. To my knowledge, I have never been to your blog before. And if it makes you feel any better, I will remove this post in hopes that it will clear the slate. Again, I do apologize for this happening. unlisted one
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3/24/2006 9:06 pm |
My Goodness, Unlisted! Do NOT remove this post! That was not my intent in commenting on your blog at all. Rather, posting a comment is quickest way I know to get to know someone and make a new friend. And at the rate things are going, I'll soon have a friend in or near every major city across the country. How cool is that? Now I just need a reason to travel, and of course the resources to afford it.... I hope I can count you among my new friends! Julz
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Julz, of course you can count me "a new friend." I value my friendships, also. The idea that you have friends near every major city in the country is way too cool. And I'm glad we got BOB out of the way. hug, unlisted
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