Then there was
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Posted:Mar 26, 2009 9:35 pm
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This is from a book I've been reading "Olde Charlie Farquharson's Testament" (Parry Sound version)
This wood be yer chapther 4
There was nuthin else to do. So Add'em and Eave started to bare childer. First one bore was Cane, and Eave sed, "I have got me a man frum the Lurd" (they cum full-groan in them days, I spose)
It happened agin. She bare Able. Them boys grew fast. First thing you knew, Cane was a-hoeing and Able a-sheeping.
Both boyes was smart enuff to know where they come frum, and took up a little colleckshun to show Gawd ther depreciation. Cane bein a farmer brung things frum outta the ground and outta yer tree. Abl, yer sheepish brother, brung along one of his fattest lambs. Gawd liked him best.
Cane probly figgered on his Maker being a Veretary-Aryan, and was hurt when Gawd didn't seem to cotton too much to the presents he was offring.
Gawd sed "what are you moping about wity yer face on the floor fer?"
You win some, you lose some. That's life. Frum now on, Able's gonna be the strawboss.
Cane didn't talk back to Gawd, but he sure had a few words fer his brother. And sum acshun too. When he got thru, his brother had bin dis-Abled fer good.
Seen Able Cane? seth Gawd a liddle later. Cane sed, You permoted him to Hed-keeper, it's not my job to keep track o him. Seth God, It's all famly Cane, Aren't you yer brother's keeper?
Jist then, the ghost of Able cried out undyground. Gawd herd. Oh Cane! What have you dun now? Don't bother to tell, I already know. I don't like to do this, but I'm gonna have to do is curse. Frum now on fergit about farmin, becuz nothing is coming up fer you. Git moving.
Cane cried out, how did I know, It's new, nobody ever died befer. I'm a farmer, not a travlin man, how do I know I won't die too?
Seth the Lurd, If anybuddy does what you dun to yer brother, he's a marked man. Jist to show Cane what he meant, he five an after-berth-mark on his forehead.
Cane went east to be a far out farmer in a sleepy little place name of Nod. He settled down, becum Citty-zen Cane. Never dun too well at tilling, but sure got good at rearin. Raised a little Cane every year.
He had a boy Eunoch (never sed who he married) and in time had sum more.
Eventually they bore Jawbasll, who became patron father of cattelmen end everyone else who lives intense. His brother Jueball becum the er of all them as becum harp and organ handlers, known in them days as lires and pipers.
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Chapter 3
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Posted:Mar 14, 2009 10:00 pm
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This is from a book I'm reading "Olde Charlie Farquharson's Testament" (Parry Sound version)
Speeking about creepy things, one o themthat God had made, was yer serpint. No legs, but lotsa branes, turned out to be a reel mover. First thing he dun was stir things up in the orcherd.
It slithered over to the Woe-man and sed "how come you don't eat offa this here tree?" She sed, "On accounta it's poizened, we cud likely become a ded issyuh"
That snake in the grass tole her, "open yer eyes girl, you don't know a good thing when you see it. (Or eevil eether come to that) Grab one and git wise to yerself" sed the snake. So she grabbed and et, and shuvved one into her husbin's moputh saying "how'd yer like them apples?"
One bite and Add'em had his eyes open. He took one look at his wife wife and notissed she weren't wearing a stitch. That's when cover-up started. Both of them beeting around the bush fer sumthin to hide ther dirty shames. Before this, they wouldn't have cared a fig.
They even hid from God, who was taking his mid-day shady walk. But you know you can't hide from him. Add'em sed, "sorry sir, but you cot us without our cloze on"
"Cloze?" sed God. "Who ever sed you was nekked in the first place? Wait a minit. You two bin pickin apples?"
Sez Add'em, "I jist et. The little Woe-man has bin pickin" And the little Woe-man sed "yer obeedient serpint sed it would be all right."
And the Lord sed full sore, "down on yer belly, you reptile. Hentsforth I don't wanta see you fer dust, fer thats all yer gonna git to eat." And from now every Woe-man is gonna screem when she sees one of you. Morn likely stomp on you with her hi-heels"
To the Woe-man he sed "You've reely dun it now. Add'ems in charge frum now on, and yer in charge of the " "What's ?" sez the Woe-Man. "you'll find out to yer everlasting sorrow" sez God.
And God sez to Add'em "frum now on, yer gonna work fer a lining. I jist thot up something new fer this place, it's called weeds. I made you frum dust, so you may as well work by the sweat of yer brow. Dust plus sweat is dirt, and that's all you are to me from now on"
Add'em didn't say too much to that. Frum now on, he deecided to call his wife Eave, on accounta she was the cause of him being dumped on frum above.
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Great lyrics
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Posted:Mar 14, 2009 9:47 am
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2009 9:25 pm
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You say that you're leaving
Well that comes as no surprise
Still I kinda like this feelin
Of being left behind
Yea, this ain't nothin new to me
Well it's just like going home
It's kinda like those sunsets
That leave you feeling
So Stoned
Hey Hey I guess it hasn't hit me yet
I fell thru this crack
And I kinda lost my head
I stand transfixed
Before this street light
Watching the snow fall on this coooold December night
I never thought this could happen
But somehow the feeling is gone
You got sick of the patterns
And I got lost in this song
Hey Hey I guess it hasn't hit me yet
I fell thru this crack
And I kinda lost my head
I stand transfixed
Before this street light
Watching the snow fall on this coooold December night
And out in the middle of Lake Ontario
The same snow is falling
On the deep silent water
The great dark wonder
Into the waves of my heart
Into the waves of my heart
of my heart
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Chapter 2
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Posted:Mar 11, 2009 10:26 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2009 11:29 pm
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This is from a book I've been reading "Olde Charlie Farquharson's Testament" (Parry Sound version)
So far, no rain. And none of yer soil had bin turned over neether. So God sent a mist up from the erth, becuz, he figgered it waz dew. Maybe that's becuz man had bin made outa dust, and didn't know anything about waterin plants.
He didn't have too, the Lord give him a green garden that supplied all his food. That's why it was called yer Garden of Eatin. Straight from dust to welfare.
God grew trees to put man in the shade. Most trees was very ornery, but two was extra speshul, private propperty, outa bounds. They wuz the Tree of Life Everafter and the other one of Good'n-evil.
Man didn't have to even water the garden. Two rivers dun the job, they was yer Tiegrass and yer Youfraidees rivers. Man's job was soft, greenskeeper. And God told man he cud have the produce of every tree on the lot, sept one. "Don't go snitchin' froot offa the Tree of Good'n-evil, or the ladder will befall you.
Man didn't seem too happy, so God thot he should have a helpermate. Meentime, man was gittin friendly with all the other beests, countin them up and given them pet names. He even give hisself a name...Add'em.
God thot it was time to add to Add'em. First, he puts him to sleep, then he yanked out one of his ribs. And wen God had it all dun up nice, he brung her to Add'em. Add'em took one look and sed, "o good god, lets call her woe-man".
On account of the ribbing, man and woe-man was one flesh. Without any pairnts or in-laws it shoulda bin ideel. By the by, they was both bare as birds. Didn't bother the neether of them one little bit.
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In the beginning .....
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Posted:Mar 8, 2009 10:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2009 10:13 pm
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This is from a book I've been reading, "Olde Charlie Farquharson's Testament"
The First Book of Moeziz, called Jennysez
At the start there wasn't a thing. That'd be yer void. Dark too. Absoloot kayoos. So God decided to do something aboot it. He sed, let's have some light here. And there was. Right off. But there still weren't nothing to look at. He kept yer dark too. Now he had two things going fer him. Night and Day.
He has one foller the other so's he could keep track. That was all in one day's work.
The second day God sed, we need some kinda firmermint in the middle of all this water (don't know where the water come frum, and don't ask). But the firermint would shore up some of the water from the rest of the water. So he did it. The firmermint part he called hevven. That was quite enuff fer the second day.
But there was still all that loose water. So he gathered most of what was under hevven and called them the seeze. So far, not a thinkg to stand on. He thot, what on erth will i do. That's when he let yer dry land come up. And he sed, that's good. Then he sed, let's get organized here. Erth brot up grass, grass brot up herb, herb brot up seed, seed brung trees and trees brung froot. That was gud, so far three days.
The he sed, we need lights at night too. So he made the mood fer a nitelite. He figgered that to go on fer years. He put sum side-lites in too, not so much to lite things up but to give the place a bit of a glow. That'd be yer stars. The moon and the stars worked nights, the sun was put on the day-shift. He thot that set up would work all right. That was yer fourth day, and nite, by that time.
Then he sed, look here, theres nuthin doing in these waters. Better stir things up a bit, git sum creechers moving. Air's kinda empty too. Might as well fowl it up. And he dun a whale of a job down to yer smallest minny. Then they was all told to git at it being frootfull and multyplying. That'd be yer fifth day.
All this time on erth, nothin doing. All thiat grass and herb and nothing to pastyer on it. So he called forth cattels and beests and other creepy things. Nothing bad about that. Then he took an aweful chance, he sed, somebuddy has got to soopervise all them dumb minions of mine, on erth, under water and even pretty well up in the air too. (sept the angels and don't ask me where they all of a sudden come frum) So he thot up somebuddy to look jist like him. He called this fella man, and told him the same thing about being frootfull and multyplying even tho so far there was only one o him. And he said, the place is yours. Take cars of it for me and take care of yerself too. He thot that was good, but he was tired, He'd bin at it six days.
That's about it he sed. The seventh day he jist took off. He thot everybuddy else should take it off too.
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In your opinion, what is the difference?
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Posted:Feb 17, 2009 5:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 2:02 pm
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Do you see a difference in FWB or NSA?
Are they mutually exclusive or do they co-exist?
What is your opinion?
I've been giving this a bit of thought, not enough to lose any sleep over, but now wondering what popular opinion is on this.
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