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JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS  

spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
29552 게시물
7/14/2021 10:54 am
JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS



Above is me stretching my legs during an early morning ballet workout.
I want to thank everyone who mailed me recently checking to see how I was after twisting my ankle in a ballet routine; I can say to everyone that it’s heeling well.




Last week I took my legs on a long-haul flight to Japan but they suffered greatly from jet leg when I landed in Tokyo.
To compound matters, I fractured my right leg while on the flight; it turned out to be an airline fracture.




While in Japan, I joined a group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient human. It was a real shindig.
On the dig, the lead archaeologist told me that he can’t bend down easily because of a knee problem that I also suffer from; it’s a joint issue.




When out in Tokyo, I visited a geisha bar - well, someone has to go! At the bar a man offered to sell me eight legs of venison. I asked him how much. He answered, “50,000 yen.” I said to him, “That’s too deer.”
Also at the bar, a blind geisha offered me some personal services. I said to her that I’d like a hand-job. She ushered me into a back room and, after undressing me, she said that “it’s the biggest cock I've ever held in my hand.” I replied, “No love, you’re pulling my leg.”




Since flying back from Japan, my left leg keeps making a mooing noise. I think I may have a calf problem.
The problem got so bad that I was rushed yesterday into hospital to have surgery. After the operation, and on coming round from the anaesthetic, I screamed to the doctor, “I can’t feel my legs.” The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”




I like my legs; in fact, I’m quite attached to them.
Without my legs my cock would get very sore from being dragged around!


Do you like your leg pulled?
Do you like your legs?


Below are the legs I like the most.



spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/14/2021 10:56 am

I’ve forgotten everything I wrote about in this post. In fact, I’ve even forgotten that I have a pair of knees; clearly I suffer from amkneesia!

[image]


harbor112 64남
1567 게시물
7/14/2021 11:26 am

ZZ Tops ... "she got leggs and how to use them"


redrockrascal 65남
23580 게시물
7/14/2021 11:26 am

    인용 spunkycumfun:
    I’ve forgotten everything I wrote about in this post. In fact, I’ve even forgotten that I have a pair of knees; clearly I suffer from amkneesia!

    [image]
Now you're just toeing the line bordering on goofy

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Leegs2012 51남
96137 게시물
7/14/2021 11:27 am

Sexy LEGS!!!


thikhead 67남
3346 게시물
7/14/2021 11:40 am

funny stuff !

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


CleavageFan4U 67남
69374 게시물
7/14/2021 12:28 pm

You're full of corny jokes today!

Happy HNW.

Legs, on HNW
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Now THAT Is Hot
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RavenGB 63남
1430 게시물
7/14/2021 12:55 pm

Groan. Then I read the blog again, groan, groan -its obviously groaning on me! Nice legs, though- glad to hear they're on the mend.


TalentedTung905 52남

7/14/2021 1:01 pm

What do you call a guy with no shins???

Tony


citizen4722 66남  
74582 게시물
7/14/2021 1:04 pm



Dog haiku

I lift my leg and
Piss on each bush. Hello Spot.
Sniff this and weep.



CasualinOneonta 52남

7/14/2021 1:23 pm

Good jokes, thanks for sharing them!


Tmptrzz 61여성  
107039 게시물
7/14/2021 2:41 pm

Thanks for the afternoon laughs I really enjoyed them.. I hope your enjoying a great hump day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


superbjversion2 69여성  
24388 게시물
7/14/2021 5:16 pm

I wanted to claim the copyright on that first picture but my attorney said I didn't have a leg to stand on.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


flannel_light 61여성
4586 게시물
7/14/2021 7:40 pm

You and citizen4722 just made my night. Thank you

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


PonyGirl1965 58여성
22090 게시물
7/14/2021 11:51 pm

Funny stuff!
My legs are very serviceable and necessary to me


pal334 69남  
45821 게시물
7/15/2021 7:15 am

You had me going for a few sentences. Well done

Do you like your leg pulled? By one lady

Do you like your legs? Have become quite attached to them


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spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:22 pm

    인용 harbor112:
    ZZ Tops ... "she got leggs and how to use them"
ZZ Top are great!
Thanks for stopping by,


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:26 pm

    인용 redrockrascal:
    Now you're just toeing the line bordering on goofy
I might agree with you if you said I was toeing the line just to be corny!
There is a debate here whether it's toeing the line or towing the line (as in towpath).


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:26 pm

Legs are good!


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:38 pm

Many thanks, and thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:41 pm

Corny is always good; there's no victim!


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:43 pm

    인용 RavenGB:
    Groan. Then I read the blog again, groan, groan -its obviously groaning on me! Nice legs, though- glad to hear they're on the mend.
Four groans, that's almost an orgasm!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:44 pm

That's good.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:49 pm

    인용 citizen4722:


    Dog haiku

    I lift my leg and
    Piss on each bush. Hello Spot.
    Sniff this and weep.
A bit of haiku
Is always okay
Between me and you


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:51 pm

    인용 Tmptrzz:
    Thanks for the afternoon laughs I really enjoyed them.. I hope your enjoying a great hump day..
I'm glad you enjoyed my afternoon laughs. And I hope you're enjoying being a great grandmother.


spunkycumfun 63남/69여성
41171 게시물
7/16/2021 2:52 pm

    인용 superbjversion2:
    I wanted to claim the copyright on that first picture but my attorney said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
I know you have two legs to stand on!


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