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The Giveaway.....
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Too funny...love Bob!
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12/20/2009 11:36 pm |
I,LilBitNaughty hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, LilBitNaughty, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I,LilBitNaughty will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed:LilBitNaughty Date: _12_/_20_/_2009___ Witnessed By: Mr Naughty. Date: 12__/20__/_2009___ Are you sure this is not Tiger Woods pre-nup? Give or take a million or two??? {=}LIVE, LOVE & LAUGH{=}
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I,LilBitNaughty hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, LilBitNaughty, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I,LilBitNaughty will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed:LilBitNaughty Date: _12_/_20_/_2009___ Witnessed By: Mr Naughty. Date: 12__/20__/_2009___ Are you sure this is not Tiger Woods pre-nup? Give or take a million or two???
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Bob has been received and condition #4 met, possibly #6. [post 2214791] Thanks you sweetie! Bob will have a very good home here.
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Well I found this on Nassies blog and I was in love!!! OMG I think I have found the Mr PERFECT!!! He turned me on the moment my eyes saw his. To my joy I saw that it is possible to have a BOB of my very own!!!!! So I submit my contract, if there is a BOB looking for a wonderful NH home. Thank you. I, softandsweet44___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, softandsweet44__________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, _softandsweet44_________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: _softandsweet44_________ Date: _1_/_25_/__10__ Witnessed By: Mr Dildo__________ Date: 1__/_25_/_10___ She broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the Halleluljah. -Cohen
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Bob has been received and condition #4 met, possibly #6. [post 2214791] Thanks you sweetie! Bob will have a very good home here.
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Well I found this on Nassies blog and I was in love!!! OMG I think I have found the Mr PERFECT!!! He turned me on the moment my eyes saw his. To my joy I saw that it is possible to have a BOB of my very own!!!!! So I submit my contract, if there is a BOB looking for a wonderful NH home. Thank you. I, softandsweet44___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, softandsweet44__________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, _softandsweet44_________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: _softandsweet44_________ Date: _1_/_25_/__10__ Witnessed By: Mr Dildo__________ Date: 1__/_25_/_10___
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i got bob! does happy dance! and yes my daughter tried to take it..lol! i gotta get pics now! ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?
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i got bob! does happy dance! and yes my daughter tried to take it..lol! i gotta get pics now!
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2/29/2012 7:12 pm |
I, cjcouple12, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, cjcouple12, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, cjcouple12, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: cjcouple12 Date: 02/29/2012 Witnessed By: Peter North (signed electronically) Date: 02/29/2012
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I, cjcouple12, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, cjcouple12, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, cjcouple12, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: cjcouple12 Date: 02/29/2012 Witnessed By: Peter North (signed electronically) Date: 02/29/2012
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