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The Giveaway.....  

Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
11/21/2009 9:06 am

Actually this post isn't funny, it's true, I have sent many Bob's out across the world, but I'm glad it brought some humor to your life


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LilBitNaughty 56M/54F

12/20/2009 11:36 pm

I,LilBitNaughty hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, LilBitNaughty, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I,LilBitNaughty will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

Signed:LilBitNaughty Date: _12_/_20_/_2009___
Witnessed By: Mr Naughty. Date: 12__/20__/_2009___


Are you sure this is not Tiger Woods pre-nup? Give or take a million or two???

{=}LIVE, LOVE & LAUGH{=}


Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
12/21/2009 4:04 am

    Quoting LilBitNaughty:
    I,LilBitNaughty hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, LilBitNaughty, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I,LilBitNaughty will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

    Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

    Signed:LilBitNaughty Date: _12_/_20_/_2009___
    Witnessed By: Mr Naughty. Date: 12__/20__/_2009___


    Are you sure this is not Tiger Woods pre-nup? Give or take a million or two???
Close, only off by 15 million
Give me some time, I'm having to locate more Bob's, there are many who want one, and little for me to find


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
1/16/2010 1:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Well damn it, I want to be your neighbor


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rm_NassyFox 62F
37014 posts
1/25/2010 7:24 am

Bob has been received and condition #4 met, possibly #6.

[post 2214791]

Thanks you sweetie! Bob will have a very good home here.


softandsweet44 79F
4842 posts
1/25/2010 8:43 am

Well I found this on Nassies blog and I was in love!!! OMG I think I have found the Mr PERFECT!!! He turned me on the moment my eyes saw his. To my joy I saw that it is possible to have a BOB of my very own!!!!! So I submit my contract, if there is a BOB looking for a wonderful NH home. Thank you.

I, softandsweet44___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, softandsweet44__________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, _softandsweet44_________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

Signed: _softandsweet44_________ Date: _1_/_25_/__10__
Witnessed By: Mr Dildo__________ Date: 1__/_25_/_10___

She broke your throne, she cut
your hair, and from your lips
she drew the Halleluljah.
-Cohen


Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
1/25/2010 7:54 pm

    Quoting rm_NassyFox:
    Bob has been received and condition #4 met, possibly #6.

    [post 2214791]

    Thanks you sweetie! Bob will have a very good home here.
That's the FUCKING BEST profile Pic EVER!!!!!


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
1/25/2010 7:59 pm

    Quoting softandsweet44:
    Well I found this on Nassies blog and I was in love!!! OMG I think I have found the Mr PERFECT!!! He turned me on the moment my eyes saw his. To my joy I saw that it is possible to have a BOB of my very own!!!!! So I submit my contract, if there is a BOB looking for a wonderful NH home. Thank you.

    I, softandsweet44___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, softandsweet44__________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, _softandsweet44_________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

    Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

    Signed: _softandsweet44_________ Date: _1_/_25_/__10__
    Witnessed By: Mr Dildo__________ Date: 1__/_25_/_10___
Mr. Dildo that's fucking awesome..... did he sign in gizz? LOL

I will have you one shortly


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
1/28/2010 7:50 pm

    Quoting  :

Then you know what to do


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
1/28/2010 7:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Thank you Miss Nikki, I will try and get one too you soon


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
2/2/2010 8:10 pm

    Quoting  :

You witnessed your own contract? ..... Well no one knows yourself better then yourself


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bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
2/4/2010 9:17 am

i got bob! does happy dance! and yes my daughter tried to take it..lol! i gotta get pics now!

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
2/4/2010 7:03 pm

    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    i got bob! does happy dance! and yes my daughter tried to take it..lol! i gotta get pics now!
YAY, i'm happy that you got him


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
2/6/2010 8:37 pm

    Quoting  :

YAY, I will try and get you one soon


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cjcouple12 48M/44F

2/29/2012 7:12 pm

I, cjcouple12, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, cjcouple12, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, cjcouple12, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

Signed: cjcouple12 Date: 02/29/2012
Witnessed By: Peter North (signed electronically) Date: 02/29/2012


Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
2/29/2012 8:37 pm

    Quoting cjcouple12:
    I, cjcouple12, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, cjcouple12, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, cjcouple12, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

    Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

    Signed: cjcouple12 Date: 02/29/2012
    Witnessed By: Peter North (signed electronically) Date: 02/29/2012
Okay sweetie, you're gonna have to email me, being that I can't even open your profile, and when we can exchange info I will get you your own person Bob shipped out


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Massage_Man_00 42M
18009 posts
3/15/2012 7:59 pm

    Quoting  :

That's a great question. And I need to get more Bob's, so bear with me. I'll catch you on the Book Face and let you know when I've got one to send to you


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