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Drinking With a Redneck Girl  

Rosebud322 50F
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3/11/2007 6:44 pm

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Drinking With a Redneck Girl

Got this in an e-mail, thought it was funny, so I wanted to share it.

Hope I don't get shot for this one

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America !


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3/18/2007 11:10 am

 Hello there, Rosebud
I read this joke in Reader's Digest years ago, in a slightly different way. It was a bar with a Texan, a Californian and a guy from Seattle. But, it was just as funny. It was nice meeting you the other day. Hope your weekend is treating you right. I wanted to go out and party for St. Patrick's day. But, I ended up with my brother and a couple friends at their house. We had some fun, but nothing crazy. Take care and stay motivated.
-Jeff


Rosebud322 replies on 3/18/2007 6:00 pm:
I really enjoyed meeting you. Didn't do much for St. Patrick's day. You take care too. Hope to talk to you again sometime.

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