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The Husband Store. LOL.  

Rosebud322 50F
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1/2/2007 11:12 pm

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10/24/2008 10:52 pm
The Husband Store. LOL.
A store that sells husbands has just opened and a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. Though you may choose any man from a particular floor when you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, one day, this particular woman goes to the Husband Store to find a man for life.

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love .

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love , and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," the woman thinks, and she’s compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love , are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 ‒ These men have jobs; love the Lord, love , drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to

The sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 ‒ You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Personally I would have stop at the fifth floor!



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1/3/2007 4:29 pm

 Do they keep the irregulars in the basement?


Rosebud322 replies on 1/3/2007 5:58 pm:
hee hee, funny
You honey, I'm sure would be on the fifth floor.

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1/3/2007 12:24 am

 You woulda been very wise too...but this joke isn't so much as joke as it rings truth!!! Had a few women pass up on me on Floor 3.5 (yes, i help out with the housework - i do the laundry, dishes, and whatever else)...I don't know what it wuz, something about them being faithful to me (especially on my b-day...go figga)...

Anyway i agree that sometimes, there just is no pleasing a woman, unless she's cum about 20+ times in the last day...been there, dun that (gladly and sweatily - though i only got off about 4 or 5 times) & received the t-shirt too! Peace!


Rosebud322 replies on 1/3/2007 10:43 am:
That is sad...cheating is bad. I know how it feels being cheated on been there to many times myself. But not all women are like that, me, I would have stopped at the fifth floor, but I also would have been just as happy to stop on any of the floors before that one. But I sometime wonder if the opposites isn't true, maybe it should the the wife story.

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