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Hamburger is like Sex  

Rosebud322 50F
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4/23/2008 9:53 pm

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5/26/2008 6:34 pm
Hamburger is like Sex

Got this from a friend of mine, thought it was to funny and wanted to share it here too.

Once again, it's time to do another comparison of food with sex. This time we compare sex with the all American hamburger. Just remember to hold the pickles.

1. A hamburger is like sex, some like it raw. However, this can be hazardous to your health.

2. A hamburger is like sex, some like it plain.

3. A hamburger is like sex, the more toppings the better. On the other hand, a couple revealing toppings would be nice too.

4. A hamburger is like sex, it just doesn't make it without the buns.

5. A hamburger is like sex, it's particularly best when it's warm and juicy.

6. A hamburger is like sex, it's best to have when it's fresh.

7. A hamburger is like sex, some like a nice, thick patty while others prefer it to be thin, and lean.

8. A hamburger is like sex, it's fun to spread the sauces around.

9. A hamburger is like sex, some like it with dressing while others prefer it without dressing.

10. A hamburger is like sex, sometimes one is just not enough.

11. A hamburger is like sex, some like to just take out an order.

12. A hamburger is like sex, it may taste delicious but can sometimes lead to an upset stomach.

13. A hamburger is like sex, it can be mouthwatering. Take a bite or two and savor the taste.

14. A hamburger is like sex, there are so many ways to prepare it.

15. A hamburger is like sex, it tastes better when accompanied by a drink.

16. A hamburger is like sex, spices can really add flavor to the beef.

17. A hamburger is like sex, it feels good to hold it in your hands.

18. A hamburger is like sex, some prefer it jumbo size. Be careful, this can go down very hard on you.

19. A hamburger is like sex, some like to have it flame broiled. Watch out that things do not get out of hand.

20. A hamburger is like sex, some prefer it with reduced fat while others like a high fat content.


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4/26/2008 3:12 pm

 Well I'm ready to eat....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Rosebud322 replies on 4/27/2008 2:33 pm:
Me too.

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