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Blogs > thickblackstic > Communication is a balance

Do you need a AFF decoder ring  

thickblackstic 53M
199 posts
12/1/2010 9:25 pm

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4/7/2011 2:11 pm
Do you need a AFF decoder ring
When I was a I would go for prize inside the cereal box. My favorite was the decoder ring. It would decode secret message on the box. Well now I am all grown up and wish I had it back when I read profiles. From what I herd women are as bad men and men are as bad as women with their self marketing bullshit. So here is what I seen and here is what they mean when you use your 2.0 04j.com decoder ring. Brought to you by some lonely cant get laid members............did I say that out loud

W4M

"Baggage" - I can't deal with actual human beings
"Curvy" - fat
"Drama free" - I'm still bitter and involved with the last guy who got me pregnant
"Love to laugh" - I am a boring as hell so hopefully you can make it entertaining
"Looking..." - spam
"Must love..." - spam
"Partner in crime" - I'm as clever and interesting as a brick
"Seeking..." - spam
"Sensual" - fat
"Something real" - spam
"Treat me..." - BBW with a highly undeserved sense of entitlement
No picture - fat
Picture of sunset, flower, cocktail, eyes - fat
Three or four sentence post of superficial crap with picture of cute or hot woman - spam
"Not looking for sex" - I'll blow you
Five paragraphs long post - I'm fucking insane

M4W

"see what happens" - I'm hoping for at least a fingerbang
"down to earth" - boring
"sincere" - needy
"romantic" - needy
"drama-free" - I need a vagina that won't bother me after I'm done with it
No picture - I resemble a creature from Middle-earth
Picture of anything else other than a person - I will give you an STD
"Love to eat pussy" - Don't really know which part the pee or the baby comes out of
"spoil you" - I hope you're into watersports
"lets chat" - My other hand is on my erection
"love [music, movies, tv]" - I'm a cultural retard
"experienced" - one or two convictions
thickblackstic 53M
139 posts
12/2/2010 6:49 am

 Blissful I guess you can take any word out context. I am referring to those who combine all these factors with limited support in their sentence structure. But the word I point is Sensual

But looking at your profile picture I can see why you might be sensitive to the word FAT


thickblackstic 53M
139 posts
12/2/2010 6:50 am

 I start out a dream then I become day dream in the hope I will change and pick you .


2ndCircleOfHell 51F
51 posts
12/13/2010 4:12 pm

 WOW okay guess I count in the fat category as well then.


thickblackstic 53M
139 posts
12/13/2010 4:51 pm

 the questions is are you and does it stop you from being sexy


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