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ADVENTURES IN PARKING  

piercednshavedmn 59M
1315 posts
8/15/2007 8:33 am

Last Read:
8/20/2007 9:50 am
ADVENTURES IN PARKING

Reading Hippiechick1967's blog about a self parking Lexus, SelfParking Lexus reminded me of a long forgotten incident involving parallel parking.

In my college days I lived in an apartment above a women's lingerie store. Think not of Victoria's Secret instead picture the Mother from Throw Mama from the Train. We are talking industrial strength bras and panties. There was no parking except for on street parking parallel parking after the stores closed.

Just up the street from my apartment was a Dry Cleaner. The locals hung out in the parking lot after hours (that should tell you how exciting the town was)

One evening I was parallel parking my old Bronco on the left side of the street. I could parallel park on the right side with my eyes closed. The left side was a different story.

I made several failed attempts to park the beast. The Dry Cleaner gang began watching with obvious amusement. Eventually they blocked traffic to make my parking easier.

When I was finally parked, I received a good natured standing ovation from the helpful throng.

It was then I realized my passenger side door could only be open from the outside. (My girlfriend at the time broke both the handle and window crank) I had to walk around the truck to let my male passenger out.

I held my head high opening his door to laughter from across the street. After I closed and locked his door I took a bow and walked down the street.

Until Next Time
I am as always looking for my lost dignity

XX and ^5s

MJ

rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/15/2007 9:23 am

 at least you can parallel park from the right side, they have to stop traddif for me mo matter what side I'm attempting
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


LadyGrayLeopard 63F
26369 posts
8/15/2007 12:02 pm

 uuuhh boy uuuhh boy...
You sound more and more FEmale

I love it here... often FEMALE PARKING PLACES
In the best place (so safest) AND sometimes even the easiest place... and more space... Parkings lots here are more suitable for kids' bikes than cars...

I won't even touch the question of parallel parking...
But it's easy in fact: just have to keep my ears open


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
8/15/2007 2:28 pm

 Dignity is overrated.

We've all been there, dude.
Elevate me...


rm_goddess1946 113F
Ask me for a photo
13513 posts
8/15/2007 7:54 pm

 You slept while panties danced in the darkness of the night
waiting for the day shift to arrive? Mercy...the ways of the
days of education...

All that AND you learned to park??

Trust me, you don't wanna hear my parallel parking tales
Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/16/2007 8:36 am

 LMAO!

Can't speak.....


Pull My Fucking Hair!


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
8/16/2007 9:16 pm
    Quoting spunky11961:
    You can parralel park? I'm in awe.... never mastered that...

    ~jeff
Shouldn't you have said you're "in ewe?" *snerk
Elevate me...


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
8/20/2007 7:38 am
    Quoting rm_loveslilies:
    at least you can parallel park from the right side, they have to stop traddif for me mo matter what side I'm attempting
~loves~

I learned to parallel park at the sametime I learned to drive. There was no off street parking in my neighborhood. I have since lost that ability however.

XX

MJ


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
8/20/2007 7:45 am
    Quoting  :
Romi

I have hung out in worse places than a dry cleaner's parking lot. If I was the excitement for a Friday night things were kind of dull



XX

MJ


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
8/20/2007 7:55 am
    Quoting LadyGrayLeopard:
    uuuhh boy uuuhh boy...
    You sound more and more FEmale

    I love it here... often FEMALE PARKING PLACES
    In the best place (so safest) AND sometimes even the easiest place... and more space... Parkings lots here are more suitable for kids' bikes than cars...

    I won't even touch the question of parallel parking...
    But it's easy in fact: just have to keep my ears open
My Lady

I do have my female traits. They are often my best traits. Special parking spaces for women? I love the idea.

I need lots of room to park these days. I drive a pick up truck

XX

MJ


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
8/20/2007 8:24 am

 HC

I have to agree with you there. Cool Boots

XX

MJ


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
8/20/2007 9:46 am
    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    You slept while panties danced in the darkness of the night
    waiting for the day shift to arrive? Mercy...the ways of the
    days of education...

    All that AND you learned to park??

    Trust me, you don't wanna hear my parallel parking tales
goddess

Story of my life, wasted chances

XX

MJ


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
8/20/2007 9:50 am

 Glad I could be of service

XX

MJ


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