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They're Back! It's that time of the year again and the damn mice are back  The other night I was laying in bed, channelling my inner platypus, (C-PAP mask) ready to drift blissfully off the dreamland, when I heard that familiar unwelcomed sound .................... ............................................. ...................................... ............................. .................... .............. ........ .... .. . Bastard mice chewing!  Under the bed? Really? I thought it was bad the year they were gnawing away under the garden tub in the master bathroom - I would hear them when I was laying in bed, swing my foot over the edge of the bed and stomp on the floor, they would stop for a second.......then start right back up again. The cycle repeated ad nauseum, but the bedroom this year? oh my! Next I saw one of the dirty vermin on the counter in the kitchen next to the stove. He just sat there like he owned the place giving me the evil eye. I picked up a frying pan and tried to whack him but he was too close to the wall. That freaky rodent held his ground.  By now the other half joined in the fun and I was screaming for him to grab him......get him! He tried to wrangle him up by his tail and nearly got bit for his efforts. Then the filthy creature wised up and dove behind the stove. I felt the need to bleach EVERYTHING in the house. My best friend, who happens to be turning into the crazy cat lady (she has 9 cats y'all) offered to "loan" me one of her pussies but I have opted for a much more humane tactic........... P~O~I~S~O~N   Eight lil wedges of poison pellets were strategically placed through the residence and then the waiting game started. Do y'all know what rodents do when they consume D-con? They search for water because they have an overwhelming thirst. Day three - SUCCESS! A teeny, tiny, nasty lil mousie body was floating in the toilet. *flushing noise* Woot Woot!   Pull My Fucking Hair!  |
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Murderous rampage.......yup - I can picture that! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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eeeuuuwwwwww! Air freshener, plug-ins, and scented candles! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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They also tend to die where you can't get at then... and then, stink up the house. Good luck wit dat!   So far, so good *sniff sniff*Pull My Fucking Hair!
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I would have totally lost it! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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You are just TOOOO funny  -tmPull My Fucking Hair!
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Be vewy, vewy quiet! Puwple is hunting mice!  They're cute, but they don't call them pests for nothing! Once they come inside the house, all bets are off! Good hunting! Snow So far so good - no new rodents!  Pull My Fucking Hair!
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Oh! Flush, Flush  lol Pull My Fucking Hair!
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On Safari with Purp! What a hoot! Does that mean I can wear cute lil khaki shorts and one of those hats with netting? Pull My Fucking Hair!
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rodent hunting by purp Pull My Fucking Hair!
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P.S. Thanks for the well wishes and luv ya too! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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Yes, that WOULD be a down side to posion.......luckily that has not happened yet.......and hopefully won't eeeeuuuuuwwwwww! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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LMAO Yeah, in retrospect I realize the frying pan thing could have turned out poorly......LOL I just HATE them walking around in my house with their dirty lil feet dropping their poo everywhere.  Pull My Fucking Hair!
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LMAO Yeah, so sorry I wasn't totally clear on that pussy thing....... No mice have been recently seen - woot woot! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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They also tend to die where you can't get at then... and then, stink up the house. Good luck wit dat!
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You are just TOOOO funny -tm
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Oh! Flush, Flush lol
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12/8/2011 8:49 am |
On Safari with Purp! What a hoot!
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rodent hunting by purp   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Those critters are quite a nuisance, eh? Sorry to hear they have been giving you a hard time as well.......nasty lil rodents! I have not seen any since the burial at sea LOL Pull My Fucking Hair!
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You go girl!!! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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hi Purp snakes are good mouser,but I hate them.   yeah, I am mor afraid of snakes than I am annoyed by mice. Pull My Fucking Hair!
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There are still at least two small rats living in the walls of my house. I've taken out 4 giant ones this year with my Havahart steel trap which captures them whole and alive but the smaller ones can wigglee out of it! I think I need a mouse sized Havahart for these smaller ones. Once cuaght they get a one way ride to the canyonlands. I once found a drawer which mice had been using to crap in. I started out with live traps but never caught any, ditto for snap traps. I caught plenty with the glue trays, but it took a while for them to die and they made alot of noise while they were doing it. Eeeewwwwww! Posion works best here. Good luck with your smaller rats. Pull My Fucking Hair!
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Killer! Good job. I heard a sauce pan lid "ding" the other night in the pot storage area. I did the same thing with the pellets. It was raining, so out side is where I hope it happened. Pull My Fucking Hair!
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You just reminded me it's been a while since I put new moth balls around under the house......I will fix that ASAP! Pull My Fucking Hair!
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Cats have a nasty habit of playing with the mice and then leaving the headless body on your pillow. Check around your place, mice like living in piles of debris like stacks of wood. They prefer living outside and using your place as a restaurant.Pull My Fucking Hair!
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