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A Day In The Life
 

purpletrashcan 58F
9309 posts
11/14/2011 8:35 pm

Last Read:
11/19/2011 6:59 pm
A Day In The Life
Well, my idiot brother is no longer an idiot absconder - he turned himself in and then went to rehab. Now one would think rehab would be a nice safe place for just such an idiot, eh?

NOT SO MUCH!

He met a woman there.......related torrid stories of their sex romps at rehab (gross)..........then mentioned her husband was a bit of an issue - her what? Her husband? Some people just can not live drama free.

My 73 year old mother shared her story of getting "mooned" at the local grocery store.......

She said this young girl was shopping the last unseasonably warm day we had here wearing a very short, skimpy sundress. While loading her groceries to pay for them she dropped something ...... and as she bent down to pick it up she mooned my poor dear mother! I asked if she was wearing a thong. Mom said "If she was it was so far up her crack I couldn't see it!" I bet dad was wishing he had gone shopping with her....

Went out for dinner the other day. Sounds lovely, eh? I imagine most people would have simply enjoyed a nice dinner and then gone home for an enjoyable quiet evening with their loved ones ...... OK, maybe I am laying it on a little thick, but suffice it to say purp doesn't have that kind of life........

An innocent trip to the bathroom is where it all went wrong. Since I take three, count em, three kinds of diuretics I am ALWAYS in the bathroom. So, I'm in stall number two when another patron entered stall number one - and proceeded to heave her dinner all over the floor! amp;

Really?

Check please!

Totally unlrelated to this post, but has anyone else pick up a stalker here before?

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/19/2011 6:59 pm
    Quoting  :
That sounds creepy indeed.......the stalker I have picked up is actually someone I know in real life and just found this site - yikes!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/17/2011 10:42 am
    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    a stalker in real life...nastey...cement shoes should do nicely for him then
Fortunately he is stalking me here in cyberspace.....not out there in the real world - cement shoes .........
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
11/17/2011 4:55 am
    Quoting purpletrashcan:
    Nothing I encounter surprises me anymore either......I wonder what I did to be such a "crazy" magnet......LMAO

    Unfortunately I know my stalker in real life - yikes! I hope I ditch him soon.
a stalker in real life...nastey...cement shoes should do nicely for him then
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/16/2011 9:21 pm
    Quoting EasyriderNM:
    Aw, DAMN, Purp! (Tight hug and a kiss)

    Sounds like one of MY stories that I don't print!

    My lil' sis was extremely wild and I'll let it go at that.

    And a month or more ago, before it became cold here?

    I saw a mid-20's chick in a summer dress. When it lighted up in silhouette? I coulda shaved her in my mind! That patch of pussy fur was DISTINCT! LMMFAO!

    Hmmm, if she had been 15 years older, I would have approached her...

    No, I'm not a depraved ol' guy, but... but...

    Now put up an HNW pic! Damn ya!
Your wish is my command......an HNW pic......LOL

NOT a depraved ol' guy - damn - then what am I doing talking to ya?
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EasyriderNM 64M
3074 posts
11/16/2011 9:07 pm

 Aw, DAMN, Purp! (Tight hug and a kiss)

Sounds like one of MY stories that I don't print!

My lil' sis was extremely wild and I'll let it go at that.

And a month or more ago, before it became cold here?

I saw a mid-20's chick in a summer dress. When it lighted up in silhouette? I coulda shaved her in my mind! That patch of pussy fur was DISTINCT! LMMFAO!

Hmmm, if she had been 15 years older, I would have approached her...

No, I'm not a depraved ol' guy, but... but...

Now put up an HNW pic! Damn ya!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/16/2011 8:59 pm
    Quoting  :
LMAO

Great point!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 8:37 pm

 Sometimes I wish for "normal".......but most times I just kick back and enjoy the ride!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 8:35 pm
    Quoting nil_a_wafer:
    Hurling season is upon us.

    I was brushing my teeth two evenings ago before bed time in the truck stop Men's Room. This man comes in and proceeds to make all these odd noises as he hurls in a stall next to the sink I am using.
    Suddenly, I was not concerned from my teeth - piled my stuff in my little carry bag - grabbed a paper hand towel, flung open the door and stepped out into some better AIR!!
LMAO

Hurling season, eh? SO glad I got my flu shot!

Good dental hygeine IS a plus though..... Just sayin'
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 8:33 pm
    Quoting Mygentlecaress:
    Regarding the puking patron incident in the toilet.....um, I don't suppose you managed to snap a quick shot of said event for inclusion on my blog?
LMAO Now I gotta come see what I missed at your blog.......

I DID have time to lift my feet off the floor before the splatter....
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sweetest_wet 62F

11/15/2011 7:12 pm

 rofl, my life is so boring!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:19 pm
    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    nothing you encounter surprises me hahahahaha

    yes i have had to deal with a stalker here i just blocked him and left it at that
    but then he came back under another name so i blocked him again
Nothing I encounter surprises me anymore either......I wonder what I did to be such a "crazy" magnet......LMAO

Unfortunately I know my stalker in real life - yikes! I hope I ditch him soon.
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:17 pm
    Quoting  :
He probably wouldn't get a good look since he has macular degeneration.......but just being rold about it probably perked him up a bit.....LOL
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:16 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    You really do lead a wonderfully obscure & colourful life despite all your health issues. I really admire your attitude.
Thank you for the admiration..... I think I more like live vicariously through others.....
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:14 pm
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Stalkers? Here? OMG! I'm running for the hills!

    I think I've been pretty fortunate to have not picked up any. (Yet)
LMAO

My stalker actually knows me in real life.....yikes! I hope I lose him soon.
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:11 pm
    Quoting  :
Yeah.......the bathroom experience was pretty intense I might have suggested some more clothing........does that mean I am getting old? LOL
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nil_a_wafer 76M
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11/15/2011 5:07 pm

 Hurling season is upon us.

I was brushing my teeth two evenings ago before bed time in the truck stop Men's Room. This man comes in and proceeds to make all these odd noises as he hurls in a stall next to the sink I am using.
Suddenly, I was not concerned from my teeth - piled my stuff in my little carry bag - grabbed a paper hand towel, flung open the door and stepped out into some better AIR!!
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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
11/15/2011 4:01 pm

 nothing you encounter surprises me hahahahaha

yes i have had to deal with a stalker here i just blocked him and left it at that
but then he came back under another name so i blocked him again
[]

Seduce my mind and my body


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
11/15/2011 3:40 pm

 Regarding the puking patron incident in the toilet.....um, I don't suppose you managed to snap a quick shot of said event for inclusion on my blog?
Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
11/15/2011 12:19 pm

 You really do lead a wonderfully obscure & colourful life despite all your health issues. I really admire your attitude.


Furbal1972 52M
18571 posts
11/15/2011 11:35 am

 Stalkers? Here? OMG! I'm running for the hills!

I think I've been pretty fortunate to have not picked up any. (Yet)
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:46 am
    Quoting bodyandsoulforu:
    Why does all the fun exciting stuff happen to you and the rest of us live boring predictable lives? What's your secret?
P.S. Did I ever mention how much I like your profile pic?

Just sayin'
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:45 am
    Quoting bodyandsoulforu:
    Why does all the fun exciting stuff happen to you and the rest of us live boring predictable lives? What's your secret?
Did you say fun and exciting? I think not! LMAO Some of it is gross and nasty!.......sadly the "good stuff" happens to people I know and I have to live vicariously through them
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:44 am
    Quoting 469tall:
    No drama here lately. I haven't had any consistent and annoying stalkers for a while. There have been a couple of people who look at my profile frequently but they haven't done anything more than that. I suspect they are trying to hint they want a message from me.
No drama........egads! .......Say it isn't so! LOL My poor idiot brother would be beside himself. Somehow I imagine you peacefully enjoying it......
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:42 am
    Quoting  :
I hear you on the sympathetic vomit thing.......LOL I usually have to join in if I "hear" it - if ya know what I mean LOL (I know, gross) luckily this sad sap was quiet.....LMAO

Picked up a stalker......and I know him in real life- yikes!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/15/2011 5:41 am
    Quoting cableguy20042:
    I wish I would've been shopping with your mom!!!
    Sorry to hear your dinner out got gross!!!
LMAO I bet mom would have been more than happy to pass on her peek and let you guys have the honor!
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